Post your corny jokes - Page 1198

Estreeter · January 30th, 2017, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by effCup

Was that your word?

Keep an Outlook for it

**effCup** · January 30th, 2017, 11:04 AM

Remember to express yourself?
... oh, no wait, that never works.

Estreeter · January 30th, 2017, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by effCup

Remember to express yourself?

I will Excel at that

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Originally Posted by effCup

... oh, no wait, that never works.

Well, plug it into a Power Point

**effCup** · January 30th, 2017, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

That takes care of the McDonaldsoft products

Barely skimmed the surface.

No, really.

Estreeter · January 30th, 2017, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by effCup

Barely skimmed the surface.

Q: How did Microsoft break Volkswagen's world record

A: Volkswagen only made 22 million bugs

**SanteeFats** · January 30th, 2017, 05:14 PM

A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff. An angel appears and instructs them to jump off the cliff and say out loud what they would like to land on safely. The brunette goes first. She jumps and says, "Pillows!" She lands on a pile of pillows at the bottom. The redhead goes next. She jumps and says "Feathers!" She lands on a mass of feathers below. The blonde walks up to the edge, but trips on a rock, yelling, "Shit!" as she falls off.

**gedly** · January 31st, 2017, 04:38 PM

Metric freaks? I can smell them a kilometre away.

**jafad** · February 1st, 2017, 05:45 PM

Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night.
He was so bad, a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out.

**haymarket** · February 1st, 2017, 09:56 PM

Lots of People are saying that David Bowie left behind an amazing Legacy.

That is weird...

He doesn't fit the stereotype of your typical Subaru driver...

**PJayBr** · February 4th, 2017, 02:04 PM

Yesterday I saw a car with a boot sticker saying, "I'm a vet, so I can drive like an animal."

It was at that moment that I suddenly realised just how many gynaecologists there are on the roads.

February 1st, 2017, 09:56 PM	#11979
haymarket Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Merseyside U.K Posts: 254 Thanks: 23,524 Thanked 4,549 Times in 253 Posts	Lots of People are saying that David Bowie left behind an amazing Legacy. That is weird... He doesn't fit the stereotype of your typical Subaru driver... __________________ "You ain't seen me, Right!"

January 30th, 2017, 11:04 AM	#11972
effCup *Vintage Idiot* Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: History Posts: 22,136 Thanks: 226,721 Thanked 356,762 Times in 21,631 Posts	Remember to express yourself? ... oh, no wait, that never works.

January 30th, 2017, 05:14 PM	#11976
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,833 Thanks: 281,852 Thanked 813,962 Times in 60,879 Posts	A brunette, redhead, and blonde are stranded on the edge of a cliff. An angel appears and instructs them to jump off the cliff and say out loud what they would like to land on safely. The brunette goes first. She jumps and says, "Pillows!" She lands on a pile of pillows at the bottom. The redhead goes next. She jumps and says "Feathers!" She lands on a mass of feathers below. The blonde walks up to the edge, but trips on a rock, yelling, "Shit!" as she falls off.

January 31st, 2017, 04:38 PM	#11977
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,883 Thanked 69,317 Times in 3,171 Posts	Metric freaks? I can smell them a kilometre away.

February 1st, 2017, 05:45 PM	#11978
jafad Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 547 Thanks: 740 Thanked 10,278 Times in 547 Posts	Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night. He was so bad, a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out.

February 4th, 2017, 02:04 PM	#11980
PJayBr Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In front of my PC with my cock in my hand...... Posts: 1,311 Thanks: 41,720 Thanked 13,694 Times in 1,282 Posts	Yesterday I saw a car with a boot sticker saying, "I'm a vet, so I can drive like an animal." It was at that moment that I suddenly realised just how many gynaecologists there are on the roads.