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699. Uncle Sam puts his hand in your shirt and squeezes your tit,til it's purple.
700. Andy Dufresne would look funnier, sucking Hadley's dick, with no teeth. |
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700 Every chair, no matter how solid will break into 100 pieces minimum when smashed across a humans torso
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701. (or 702 if Estreeter hadn't gone back one) All submarines operate in clear water with no fish or other sea creatures.
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Every drink in a wild west saloon was priced so that it could be payed with just one coin. Change was not invented yet.
A sniper hidden on the first story of a building gets shot by the hero and the impact of the bullet always makes him fall out of the window. Never inside the room. Small wild west sheriif's offices have a single jail with one door, but there are never less than five keys on the jailer's key ring. Last edited by smiksmaksmok; December 31st, 2016 at 12:03 AM.. |
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702. Put your cock between her tits and she'll moan like she's being bulldozed
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705 (I think)=If there's a locked door that your trying to break into (by kicking it or ramming your shoulder at it) you can break it open with just one or two attempts.
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706. Take any old small, single engined aircraft, stick a swastika on the tail and crosses on the fuselage and you have an instant, genuine, German fighter 'plane from ww2.
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707. People walk away from explosions all cool and casual and don't even look back, rather than jumping out of their skin and shouting "Bloody hell, did you see that?? Stuff went everywhere! There was a giant fireball and everything! Yeah, I hope no-one was hurt too, but still, that was uh-MAZING. Where's my phone, I want to take a picture......"
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