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Old November 5th, 2017, 06:10 PM   #321
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A. He'd still keep an ear out for the Fantastic Four..

Q. If Peter Parker had been bitten by a radioactive snail,Would He have been so successful ?
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Old November 5th, 2017, 06:13 PM   #322
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Sadly no.

Q. Why do women fancy you?
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Q. Why do women fancy you?
A. Cos I'm sexy and I know it

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Old November 5th, 2017, 07:31 PM   #324
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Nope.

Q. Why do men get turned on by seeing two women kissing?
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A. Sexual jealousy
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A. David Dickinson is the Real Deal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXG-vxRrKP4

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A. By inviting women to play... topless >
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A: Pre-natal cannibalism.

Q: Can we get darker than that?
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