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Old 03-08-2017, 01:48 AM   #251
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Oh cock, I love you in my throat.
So, Tim is with you now.
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Old 03-08-2017, 10:49 AM   #252
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So, me, Tim and some other guys use to play cum-bun.
I almost always loses deliberately, I love cum!
YUK!
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Old 03-08-2017, 10:59 AM   #253
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I am fucking Norman ???
It's okay E. You are among friends and we support your life choices.
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It's okay E. You are among friends and we support your wife's choice of beatin' ya with heavy implements
I'll bet a lot want to see photos of that
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I went to see "Photons of Twat"
Is that the new Star Trek porn spin-off?
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Is the new gay Star Trek porn spin-off out yet?
I don't know.
I'm not into that stuff, I prefer ladies.
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I don't know.
I'm only into Crufts and I prefer Lassie.
There are no bestiality threads on this forum pal. Sling yer 'ook!
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There are Star Wars bestiality threads on this forum pal. Bring your Wookie!
And I'll bring the stepladder.
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