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Old 02-11-2017, 05:29 PM   #231
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Well I never stopped loving you bloke57, you're a classy slut
Did he put out on the first date
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Old 02-11-2017, 05:46 PM   #232
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Do you put out on the first date
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Old 02-11-2017, 06:13 PM   #233
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I like being rude.
Well you`re in the gosh darn delightful right place Mate
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Old 02-12-2017, 02:02 AM   #234
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Thanks but I'm not interested in men.
I prefer a classy woman.
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Old 02-12-2017, 01:42 PM   #236
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I prefer a glassy woman.
All women are glassy, well they're all as fragile as glass
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Old 02-12-2017, 03:33 PM   #238
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Not interested Lack of care
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Old 02-13-2017, 11:12 AM   #240
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Well you won't get a boogger from me
But But what if I asked nicely and begged
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