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Old 02-02-2017, 03:37 PM   #221
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Wish you hadn't Never would have had to sit through that crap film I blame ewe
Bit sheepish about pointing out that a New Jersey guy uses the word Film instead of Movie
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Old 02-02-2017, 03:41 PM   #222
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Bit sheepish about pointing out that a New Jersey gay uses the word Film instead of Movie
Gay film, movie .... forgetaboutit
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Old 02-02-2017, 06:25 PM   #223
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Gay film, movie .... tips?
Pearl Harbour is really gay movie...
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Estreeter is really a gay icon
Ah, so your man crush finally comes out. Does Mrs. E know about this?
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Ah so main sauce finally comes out. Does Mrs. E know about this?
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She's got a bloody great big cock

Have you been "holidaying" in Thailand again!
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I have been "holidaying" in Thailand again!
Have you checked if you got any STD from the trip?
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My newest STD is making my cock drip.
My condolences. I hope the docs don't have to amputate.
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Condom too tight. I hope they don't have to amputate my dicks.
Your fault for trying to squeeze them both into one. Buy two in future!
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Your fault for trying to squeeze em into one. Bum two in future!
Well I never, bloke57 you're a greedy slut
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