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Why did the gay boy leave home?
He didn't like the way He was reared..
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February 22nd, 2014, 06:49 AM | #262 |
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Little boy comes home from school and goes straight into the kitchen, "Mum, I had sex with the geography teacher today!", the excited little boy says beaming.
His mum is horrified, "Go and tell your father, NOW!" she yells. The little boy goes into the sitting room where his dad is sitting reading the paper.... "Dad, I had sex with the geography teacher today." "Did you son", says the father smiling, not a little proudly. "Well in that case you big enough for that new bike you wanted then" he says smiling. "Oh, not now dad, my bum hurts!"
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This county's steadily becoming more and more Muslim, and personally I welcome it.
I didn't really want to rape that gorgeous 11 year old down the street...... and now it looks like I don't have to!
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A young teenage girl goes in to see her dad.....
'Dad, can I borrow twenty quid?', she nervously asks. 'Of course you can!', he replies, 'but you know the rules, only if you give me a blow job first.' She shrugs her shoulders, gets down on her knees, unzips his trousers , pulls his cock out and proceeds to suck him off..... 'Fcuking hell dad, your cock tastes like sh*t!', she gasps. 'Oh yeah', he says, 'your brother wanted to borrow my car earlier!'
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This is the stand-up comedian Paul Eastwood referring to the Olympics:
"Poland did well. They took home Bronze, Silver, Gold, Lead, Copper-anything they could get their hands on. Team Somalia, they did well, didn't they? They had to apologise. Didn't realise that sailing and shooting were two different things..." |
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I was walking down the street the other day when a man came running up to me, one hand clutching the seat of his trousers and the other holding his stomach.
'Please mate', he asked, 'where can I get a sh*t?' 'Down the street, second on the right, then first on the left and then first right.' I told him. 'Awwwwwww, thanks' he groaned as he ran off in that direction, still holding the seat of his trousers...... 'But that was some minutes ago', I yelled after him, 'somebody's probably stood in it by now!'
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Lately I'm struggling to find any of my usual favourite Online porn.
As whenever I Google "fucked African amputee" all I get are stories about bloody Oscar Pistorius. Who was the most well known Jewish cook ?. Adolf Eichmann. What's the difference between slavery and fences ?. Black people can get over fences.
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Poor Sarah...
It's been a terrible week, I had to give poor Sarah some really awful news......
'Come in and sit down', I said to her gently, 'I am afraid I have some terrible news for you. The results of your tests have come back.' She looked deeply saddened and worried.... 'Yes', she replied. 'First I am going to examine your breasts again one last time', I told her as I gently felt first the right breast, then her left breast, then her right one again. Gently feeling the nipples...... 'Yes', I said, 'you've got D+ in your Home Economics exam!'
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