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September 21st, 2017, 07:05 PM | #1181 |
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As my eye sight deminishes, I find it harder and harder to find proper rape victims.
There for I have switched to anal sex - works every time. Last edited by ball7; September 22nd, 2017 at 06:07 AM.. |
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September 22nd, 2017, 02:05 PM | #1182 |
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I can't wait till Michael Schumacher wakes up ,
The race between him and Stephen Hawking is going to be epic. People say I've got a racism problem but I haven't , Some of my best friends are racist.
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September 22nd, 2017, 02:11 PM | #1183 |
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I like Chris Rock's explanation of racism:
"Who's more racist, white people or black people? Black people, because we hate white people and black people too." And he elaborated a little: "Everything that white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people." Last edited by AmateurEmale; September 22nd, 2017 at 02:14 PM.. Reason: omission |
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September 22nd, 2017, 06:16 PM | #1184 |
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Too sick , or not sick enough ?
Leaving a baby in a hot car on a summers day will cause death in 30 minutes ,
Leave it in for another 2 hours with the heaters on full blast and the meat just falls off the bone.
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September 23rd, 2017, 05:00 PM | #1185 |
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Q. Who's more arrogant, vegetarians or meat-eaters?
A. Vegetarians, because have you ever known a meat-eater who wants to outlaw vegetables? |
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September 23rd, 2017, 07:19 PM | #1186 |
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Recently I forced my son to try his first piece of cock.
Nope, it is exactly like it sounds |
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September 25th, 2017, 05:49 PM | #1187 |
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Ever notice how the Ku Klux Klan hate fairies, but themselves dress like garden gnomes?
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September 25th, 2017, 06:05 PM | #1188 |
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They finally decide to kneel before their true master and all it took was to have....
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September 26th, 2017, 01:09 AM | #1189 |
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It may be too soon but what the hell (we're all going that way)
"Is it me or is it hot in here?" said the Grenfell Tower Resident
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September 26th, 2017, 05:52 PM | #1190 |
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Oops, I dropped the soap....
..................... Hello, fellows. I said I dropped the soap. Hello. Anybody...Look I'll just bend over and you just start. please? |
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