The corrupt a wish game

[tygrkhat40]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Wish granted, however, your delicious pizza is delivered by Roxy Carter, but the pizza looks delicious, but underneath all that cheese and great toppings is a surprise. Roxy Carter is not Roxy Carter but an Islamic terrorist in disguise and under the cheese is a bomb. You take the pizza from Roxy and then she runs from your house, and you are bewildered. You pick up the first slice of pizza from the box and Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam the bomb goes off blowing you and your house to dust. This is what you get for screwing with a super mod!!


I wish I had my own pirate ship and I would sail the seas robbing those rich ocean cruise ships.

Granted. However, piracy on the high seas still carries the death penalty. You are hunted down by several navies and hanged upon capture.

Originally Posted by palo5

I wish all animals in animal homes could find loving owners right now

Granted. All the animals end up in the homes of animal "lovers," and are subject to horrific abuse. Animal lovers (not in that way) discover you are responsible for all of it and the animals are able to give back what they got.

I wish for a blimp ride.

[palo5]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

Granted. All the animals end up in the homes of animal "lovers," and are subject to horrific abuse. Animal lovers (not in that way) discover you are responsible for all of it and the animals are able to give back what they got.

grrrr! wait till i find you!!

I wish for a blimp ride.

Wish granted. You are delivered to a fat homo english person called Blimp, who gives you a ride. In his product review, he says your ass is "flabby, hairy and unexciting"

I wish that tygrkhat would be transported to Kyrgyzstan to learn to ride camels

hehehe!

[bowlinggreen]

Wish granted. You get taken back to 1937 and board the Hindenburg in Frankfurt, Germany. After enjoying your ride, you are incinerated at Lakehurst.

EDIT: Whoops, palo beat me to it, so I'll grant his wish too.

tygrkhat learns to ride camels. While in Kyrgyzstan he takes up with Muslim radicals, and eventually winds up commanding ISIS. He sends an ISIS suicide squad to your town, and your sexy female colleague is killed in the ensuing massacre.

I wish I was an erotic photographer taking photographs of Kyla Cole.

[Bill derBerg]

Originally Posted by bowlinggreen

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I wish I was an erotic photographer taking photographs of Kyla Cole.

Granted. The photoshoot is shagadellic baby! Kyla is her beautiful slim trim self, however, Ms. Cole stays slim because she is a hard core heroin addict. At the end of the shoot she steals all of your equipment and pawns it for drug money. Despondent and too poor to buy new equipment you must take up a life of crime. Eventually you are caught and when you say "I can explain" the trigger happy cop thinks you said "I am Hussain" and he shoots you repeatedly.

I wish Siberia was warm, tropical, covered by palm trees and the Russian Las Vegas.

[Sir Honkers]

Originally Posted by Bill derBerg

I wish Siberia was warm, tropical, covered by palm trees and the Russian Las Vegas.

Granted. You go there for a gambling holiday and when you are caught card counting you learn that the Russian Mafia is even scarier than the American One.
I wish that when I berate my treacherous Romanian for pretending to be Palo's lovely blonde colleague she pulls off her dark haired wig to reveal that that is indeed who she is.
Tearfully, she explains to me that she is forced to dress like this to escape her stalker, a creepy, fat, sweaty dude who empties the waste paper bins at the office where she works. I forgive her and we enjoy a lovely, sex-filled two week holiday together in Bill's Siberia...where thanks to my Palo instigated Russian Mafioso connections we are treated like Royalty. But NOT!!! Russian Royalty.

[Bill derBerg]

Originally Posted by loosegoose

Granted. You go there for a gambling holiday and when you are caught card counting you learn that the Russian Mafia is even scarier than the American One.
I wish that when I berate my treacherous Romanian for pretending to be Palo's lovely blonde colleague she pulls off her dark haired wig to reveal that that is indeed who she is.
Tearfully, she explains to me that she is forced to dress like this to escape her stalker, a creepy, fat, sweaty dude who empties the waste paper bins at the office where she works. I forgive her and we enjoy a lovely, sex-filled two week holiday together in Bill's Siberia...where thanks to my Palo instigated Russian Mafioso connections we are treated like Royalty. But NOT!!! Russian Royalty.

Granted. You are treated like French royalty. Your guide, Gil O'Teen, allows you to have one last fling at the casino before driving you to Chernobyl where radio active wolves will dine on you and your Romanian bride. Your winnings are of course confiscated and donated to the Wooly Mammoth Cloning program.

I wish I could get paid to watch TV, post at VEF and surf the net in general.

[trailmaster]

Wish granted, the money is rolling in. You get checks every week just to watch t.v., post at VEF and surf the internet. Then some smart cookie at the IRS sees on his computer that you are not paying any taxes on this. They demand you be audited. Then your real troubles begin, because the IRS sees that you have not paid any of your income taxes for ten years. The IRS goon squad comes to your house, shackles your arms and legs and throws you into their van. They then start to sell off all your possessions, including your fancy car and your house. Your bank accounts are cleaned out. You become destitute. Instead of prosecuting you the IRS just dumps you on the street, dessed in rags. You become one of the homeless and have to beg for money and try to sell pencils for the rest of your life.

I wish I could be an administrator on Vef, then I would ban all the members who don't use the Thank button. ( Threre are thousands of you yokels ).

[Sir Honkers]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

I wish I could be an administrator on Vef, then I would ban all the members who don't use the Thank button. ( Threre are thousands of you yokels ).

Granted. I assume it's really lonely being the only member.
I wish Trailmaster could spell threre...their...thare ...and tell the difference between your and you're

[bowlinggreen]

Wish granted. Deaf genie gives trailmaster the power to throw spells anywhere.

Enraged by your mocking of his bad spelling, Trailmaster turns you into a retard. You spend your days in a group home fumbling with crayons, drinking Kool-Aid and eating cookies during story hour, and fingerpainting the walls with your poop when the attendants are not looking.

I wish I had muscles like Arnold Schwarzenegger had in his prime.

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by loosegoose

Granted. I assume it's really lonely being the only member.
I wish Trailmaster could spell threre...their...thare ...and tell the difference between your and you're

You don't understand English!. There refers to a place, wheras Their refers to a possession of someone's. Thare is an old word not used anymore. Your like Their refers to a possession, and You're is an abbreviation of You are. I am glad I live in America, because if I lived in England I would need an interpreter with me all the time.