What if you lived in Australia? - Page 1373

**maxivic** · April 6th, 2024, 07:48 PM

I want useless rednecks with stupid accents!!!

**Sir Honkers** · April 6th, 2024, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Motorboater

Jim Bob would be a proper redneck name?

What a self pwn?

Jim-Bob · April 7th, 2024, 10:18 PM

The denial you use is the privilege you have. :-) I had an experience with a useless redneck with a dumb accent on the Gold Coast where steroid freaks abound on surf boards... :-)

**Sir Honkers** · April 7th, 2024, 11:44 PM

Calm down and have a

**Motorboater** · April 8th, 2024, 10:46 AM

Gold Coast?

Yeah, fair enough.

**maxivic** · April 20th, 2024, 02:53 PM

Warning: this is black humour

This message is addressed to all my compatriots working in Australia
in order to facilitate your administrative procedures for a visa application or to obtain Australian nationality in record time, I am making available to you, for a modest financial contribution, mentally ill people with knives, easily metrisable and without danger....

The posts to stop the mental patient are not included in the kit.

**Motorboater** · April 20th, 2024, 10:26 PM

If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, an industry could be created around that.

**Sir Honkers** · April 21st, 2024, 12:00 AM

An in-joke about what a former Prime Minster supposedly did at McDonalds. For True Blue eyes only

**Sir Honkers** · April 23rd, 2024, 12:06 AM

What every foreigner needs to know pre-arrival

April 6th, 2024, 07:48 PM	#13721
maxivic Dances with snails Join Date: Sep 2018 Location: in a shell Posts: 12,380 Thanks: 98,641 Thanked 146,531 Times in 12,395 Posts	I want useless rednecks with stupid accents!!!

April 7th, 2024, 10:18 PM	#13723
Jim-Bob Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2019 Posts: 273 Thanks: 992 Thanked 1,886 Times in 252 Posts	The denial you use is the privilege you have. :-) I had an experience with a useless redneck with a dumb accent on the Gold Coast where steroid freaks abound on surf boards... :-)

April 7th, 2024, 11:44 PM	#13724
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,418 Thanks: 287,352 Thanked 386,903 Times in 30,374 Posts	Calm down and have a

April 8th, 2024, 10:46 AM	#13725
Motorboater Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 4,333 Thanks: 41,558 Thanked 38,389 Times in 4,306 Posts	Gold Coast? Yeah, fair enough.

April 20th, 2024, 02:53 PM	#13726
maxivic Dances with snails Join Date: Sep 2018 Location: in a shell Posts: 12,380 Thanks: 98,641 Thanked 146,531 Times in 12,395 Posts	Warning: this is black humour This message is addressed to all my compatriots working in Australia in order to facilitate your administrative procedures for a visa application or to obtain Australian nationality in record time, I am making available to you, for a modest financial contribution, mentally ill people with knives, easily metrisable and without danger.... The posts to stop the mental patient are not included in the kit.

April 20th, 2024, 10:26 PM	#13727
Motorboater Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 4,333 Thanks: 41,558 Thanked 38,389 Times in 4,306 Posts	If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, an industry could be created around that.

April 21st, 2024, 12:00 AM	#13728
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,418 Thanks: 287,352 Thanked 386,903 Times in 30,374 Posts	An in-joke about what a former Prime Minster supposedly did at McDonalds. For True Blue eyes only

April 23rd, 2024, 12:06 AM	#13729
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,418 Thanks: 287,352 Thanked 386,903 Times in 30,374 Posts	What every foreigner needs to know pre-arrival