Post your corny jokes - Page 1354

**Silklover** · July 12th, 2018, 08:46 AM

- Please, have some grapes
- Thank you, no semifinished wine for me.

**Mal Hombre** · July 12th, 2018, 11:13 AM

It would have been a lot easier if the cave rescue had happened in Brazil,All Brazilian Soccer Players know how to dive..

**Silklover** · July 13th, 2018, 03:09 PM

One of my favorite chords is K#mAb7, but I don´t know how to fret it yet.

MaxJoker · July 13th, 2018, 03:23 PM

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician ? ,

He worked it out with a pencil.

MaxJoker · July 14th, 2018, 01:03 PM

Friend of mine told me he's screwing his girlfriend and her twin ,

Asked how he could tell them apart ? ,

Said her brother's got a mustache.

**ball7** · July 14th, 2018, 02:15 PM

My brother just married siamese twins.
He loves her, hates him.

**maildude** · July 14th, 2018, 02:21 PM

Getting Your Money's Worth

A man away for weeks on business goes into a local whorehouse and throws $100 down on the counter, then says to the madame, "Give me the worst lay you have!"
The madame picks up the money, sticks it in her brassiere, and comments, "Sir...for $100 you could get our best."
Then the man answers, "Hey...I'm not horny. I'm homesick!"

**fatrat1** · July 14th, 2018, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

My brother just married siamese twins.
He loves her, hates him.

At least she's guaranteed a threesome every night.

**fatrat1** · July 14th, 2018, 04:02 PM

Hear about the Irishman who bought a Gun Dog.

Broke its back trying to load it.

**photoflex** · July 14th, 2018, 09:59 PM

How do you get a sweet old lady to yell: ''Go fuck yourself!''?

Get another sweet old lady to yell:''bingo!''

July 12th, 2018, 11:13 AM	#13532
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,635 Thanked 855,641 Times in 57,561 Posts	It would have been a lot easier if the cave rescue had happened in Brazil,All Brazilian Soccer Players know how to dive.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 13th, 2018, 03:09 PM	#13533
Silklover Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Next to you Posts: 1,253 Thanks: 17,262 Thanked 17,818 Times in 1,241 Posts	Music joke One of my favorite chords is K#mAb7, but I don´t know how to fret it yet.

July 13th, 2018, 03:23 PM	#13534
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Did you hear about the constipated mathematician ? , He worked it out with a pencil. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 14th, 2018, 01:03 PM	#13535
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Friend of mine told me he's screwing his girlfriend and her twin , Asked how he could tell them apart ? , Said her brother's got a mustache. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 14th, 2018, 02:21 PM	#13537
maildude Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: In postal purgatory Posts: 760 Thanks: 1,162 Thanked 14,111 Times in 748 Posts	Getting Your Money's Worth A man away for weeks on business goes into a local whorehouse and throws $100 down on the counter, then says to the madame, "Give me the worst lay you have!" The madame picks up the money, sticks it in her brassiere, and comments, "Sir...for $100 you could get our best." Then the man answers, "Hey...I'm not horny. I'm homesick!" __________________ LET FREEDOM WAIT

July 12th, 2018, 08:46 AM	#13531
Silklover Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Next to you Posts: 1,253 Thanks: 17,262 Thanked 17,818 Times in 1,241 Posts	- Please, have some grapes - Thank you, no semifinished wine for me.

July 14th, 2018, 02:15 PM	#13536
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	My brother just married siamese twins. He loves her, hates him.

July 14th, 2018, 04:02 PM	#13539
fatrat1 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2016 Posts: 2,708 Thanks: 52,473 Thanked 27,275 Times in 2,641 Posts	Hear about the Irishman who bought a Gun Dog. Broke its back trying to load it. __________________ My Avatar is To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 14th, 2018, 09:59 PM	#13540
photoflex Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Location: Location Posts: 3,583 Thanks: 37,920 Thanked 127,768 Times in 3,570 Posts	How do you get a sweet old lady to yell: ''Go fuck yourself!''? Get another sweet old lady to yell:''bingo!'' __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I love your thanks, but please thank the original posters first.

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