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June 3rd, 2018, 08:06 AM | #13401 |
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June 3rd, 2018, 10:04 AM | #13402 |
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I used to know a bloke called Baskerville,Of course people used to hound Him about it but at least when He was christened,His family had their own font...
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June 3rd, 2018, 03:40 PM | #13404 |
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June 3rd, 2018, 10:42 PM | #13405 |
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June 4th, 2018, 12:11 AM | #13407 |
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No. If one has to explain a joke then it's no longer funny.
... not that I was making a joke, really. I already provided explanatory links above--you want even more!? No. ̶N̶o̶ cough! |
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I asked my Welsh friend how many sexual partners he'd had.
He started counting but he fell asleep.
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June 5th, 2018, 11:06 PM | #13409 |
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Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men’s delight, she points out the happy child as theirs.
“Isn’t it wonderful?” Brad exclaims. ”All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.” “He’s happy now,” says the nurse. “But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his a*s.”
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June 7th, 2018, 10:52 AM | #13410 |
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