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May 29th, 2015, 04:54 PM | #1601 |
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1592. Maybe you could try to learn how to whistle while sucking my dick to liven things up!
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May 30th, 2015, 12:04 PM | #1602 |
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1594. I wish you would trim those toenails once in a while on those hooves that you call feet, its costing me a fortune on sheets!
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May 31st, 2015, 12:14 PM | #1604 |
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The serial sex killer song
But 6 foot under is what it's all about
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May 31st, 2015, 12:48 PM | #1605 |
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1596 - you only asked how long it was, you never mentioned anything about width!
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May 31st, 2015, 12:51 PM | #1606 |
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1597.You thought I meant inches ? I was talking centimetres...
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1598 - when you asked if I wanted a finger up my arse I didn't realise it would be your husband's!
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May 31st, 2015, 01:22 PM | #1608 |
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1599.And I don't think that's His finger....
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And the line you really don't want to say and hope mean
But I don't care, it's fine with me
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1600.Women are alright but they're not as good as the Real Thing...
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