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December 4th, 2014, 12:48 PM	#1551
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December 4th, 2014, 12:54 PM	#1552
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,888 Thanked 52,325 Times in 3,826 Posts	1539: he: MaxJoker is confusing me with the 101 quote numbering. she: why the hell would you mention that? he: aren't you turned on just a little by the whole "joie de vivre" of it?

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December 4th, 2014, 01:32 PM	#1553
JollyHumper Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: North of the land of Danes Posts: 832 Thanks: 9,631 Thanked 17,951 Times in 804 Posts	1540: Did you know there are at least 1539 things I can say to turn you off? JOlly __________________ Whatever YOU should know about CC/rodox/Theanders, please discuss and post To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. . If you have opinions/comments/knowledge about CC magazines, please discuss it over To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. OR you can To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. me.

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December 4th, 2014, 01:53 PM	#1554
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December 31st, 2014, 02:22 AM	#1555
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January 5th, 2015, 08:58 AM	#1556
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January 5th, 2015, 11:43 AM	#1557
JollyHumper Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: North of the land of Danes Posts: 832 Thanks: 9,631 Thanked 17,951 Times in 804 Posts	1544: I've got a Tootache Jolly __________________ Whatever YOU should know about CC/rodox/Theanders, please discuss and post To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. . If you have opinions/comments/knowledge about CC magazines, please discuss it over To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. OR you can To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. me.

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January 5th, 2015, 12:54 PM	#1558
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January 5th, 2015, 04:20 PM	#1559
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January 14th, 2015, 11:37 PM	#1560
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