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October 5th, 2014, 06:00 PM | #1521 |
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1508. Starting singing the Three Dog Night song Mama Told Me Not To Come (Cum).
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October 5th, 2014, 10:57 PM | #1522 |
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1509. Now which one of your mother's daughters are you, the one she got knocked up by the mailman, or the one by the cable TV repairman?
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October 9th, 2014, 02:18 PM | #1523 |
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1510:
he: o-oh... she: what? he: you know how we are using possum fat as a lube for your arse? she: yes, so? he: I think it's starting to smoke... |
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October 9th, 2014, 07:20 PM | #1524 |
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So I was at this party with Jimmy Savile... |
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October 15th, 2014, 05:07 PM | #1525 |
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1512:
he: I think it's time for "The Terminator"! she: the what? <un-zzziiiiiippp> he: say hello to "The Terminator"! (shamelessly ripped off ) |
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October 15th, 2014, 05:09 PM | #1526 |
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1513: Have you met the lord and saviour, my dick?
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October 16th, 2014, 05:01 PM | #1527 |
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1514 ~ Ugh ugh ugh , Huh . Why is my pet name for you Ouija ? . Because talking to you feels like conversing with the dead, darling .
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1515. I wish you wouldn't try talking to me while you're sucking my dick because not only can't I understand a bloody thing you're saying, but I'll never cum unless you shut up and keep sucking!
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October 21st, 2014, 01:38 PM | #1529 |
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1516
Will ya stop moaning It's louder than mine You think the passers by in the street actually want too hear yours over mine
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1517 ~ Will you please stop staring at my, albeit seductively swaying, Moobs !..
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