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Old February 19th, 2018, 09:23 PM   #11101
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Old February 19th, 2018, 09:38 PM   #11102
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3. The endless politicization of absolutely everything (which goes with #1)
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1. Major League Misinformation / Lies
2. Non thankers who can't even be arsed to put the next number in
3. The endless politicization of absolutely everything (which goes with #1)
4. City governmental services which won't do anything to fix the broken infrastructure: plugged sewers, broken water mains, broken bridges, etc
5. People who talk during concerts, especially when at singer-songwriter or acoustic shows ... I hate 'em!!
6. People who insist on being categorised by an aspect of theirself. I do not categorise people by your colour, your creed, your gender or sexual orientation, your diet or your politics. If you define yourself in such a shallow fashion, there's little hope that we will all get to live blissfully alongside each other. Oh and Dear Media: I honestly do not care if a sports player is gay...neither should anyone else.
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Old February 20th, 2018, 05:30 AM   #11105
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2. Non thankers who can't even be arsed to put the next number in
3. The endless politicization of absolutely everything (which goes with #1)
4. City governmental services which won't do anything to fix the broken infrastructure: plugged sewers, broken water mains, broken bridges, etc
5. People who talk during concerts, especially when at singer-songwriter or acoustic shows ... I hate 'em!!
6. People who insist on being categorised by an aspect of theirself. I do not categorise people by your colour, your creed, your gender or sexual orientation, your diet or your politics. If you define yourself in such a shallow fashion, there's little hope that we will all get to live blissfully alongside each other. Oh and Dear Media: I honestly do not care if a sports player is gay...neither should anyone else.
7. Next subject: I think we've all got what happens when we get to 13 on these lists by now.
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Old February 20th, 2018, 11:14 AM   #11106
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2. Non thankers who can't even be arsed to put the next number in
3. The endless politicization of absolutely everything (which goes with #1)
4. City governmental services which won't do anything to fix the broken infrastructure: plugged sewers, broken water mains, broken bridges, etc
5. People who talk during concerts, especially when at singer-songwriter or acoustic shows ... I hate 'em!!
6. People who insist on being categorised by an aspect of theirself. I do not categorise people by your colour, your creed, your gender or sexual orientation, your diet or your politics. If you define yourself in such a shallow fashion, there's little hope that we will all get to live blissfully alongside each other. Oh and Dear Media: I honestly do not care if a sports player is gay...neither should anyone else.
7. Next subject: I think we've all got what happens when we get to 13 on these lists by now.
8. The lack of personal responsibility
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1. Major League Misinformation / Lies
2. Non thankers who can't even be arsed to put the next number in
3. The endless politicization of absolutely everything (which goes with #1)
4. City governmental services which won't do anything to fix the broken infrastructure: plugged sewers, broken water mains, broken bridges, etc
5. People who talk during concerts, especially when at singer-songwriter or acoustic shows ... I hate 'em!!
6. People who insist on being categorised by an aspect of theirself. I do not categorise people by your colour, your creed, your gender or sexual orientation, your diet or your politics. If you define yourself in such a shallow fashion, there's little hope that we will all get to live blissfully alongside each other. Oh and Dear Media: I honestly do not care if a sports player is gay...neither should anyone else.
7. Next subject: I think we've all got what happens when we get to 13 on these lists by now.
8. The lack of personal responsibility
9. When people won't believe me when I say it wasn't me
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2. Non thankers who can't even be arsed to put the next number in
3. The endless politicization of absolutely everything (which goes with #1)
4. City governmental services which won't do anything to fix the broken infrastructure: plugged sewers, broken water mains, broken bridges, etc
5. People who talk during concerts, especially when at singer-songwriter or acoustic shows ... I hate 'em!!
6. People who insist on being categorised by an aspect of theirself. I do not categorise people by your colour, your creed, your gender or sexual orientation, your diet or your politics. If you define yourself in such a shallow fashion, there's little hope that we will all get to live blissfully alongside each other. Oh and Dear Media: I honestly do not care if a sports player is gay...neither should anyone else.
7. Next subject: I think we've all got what happens when we get to 13 on these lists by now.
8. The lack of personal responsibility
9. When people won't believe me when I say it wasn't me
10. Politicians believing that their job entitles them to lie, cheat etc and we should all accept it
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2. Non thankers who can't even be arsed to put the next number in
3. The endless politicization of absolutely everything (which goes with #1)
4. City governmental services which won't do anything to fix the broken infrastructure: plugged sewers, broken water mains, broken bridges, etc
5. People who talk during concerts, especially when at singer-songwriter or acoustic shows ... I hate 'em!!
6. People who insist on being categorised by an aspect of theirself. I do not categorise people by your colour, your creed, your gender or sexual orientation, your diet or your politics. If you define yourself in such a shallow fashion, there's little hope that we will all get to live blissfully alongside each other. Oh and Dear Media: I honestly do not care if a sports player is gay...neither should anyone else.
7. Next subject: I think we've all got what happens when we get to 13 on these lists by now.
8. The lack of personal responsibility
9. When people won't believe me when I say it wasn't me
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1. Major League Misinformation / Lies
2. Non thankers who can't even be arsed to put the next number in
3. The endless politicization of absolutely everything (which goes with #1)
4. City governmental services which won't do anything to fix the broken infrastructure: plugged sewers, broken water mains, broken bridges, etc
5. People who talk during concerts, especially when at singer-songwriter or acoustic shows ... I hate 'em!!
6. People who insist on being categorised by an aspect of theirself. I do not categorise people by your colour, your creed, your gender or sexual orientation, your diet or your politics. If you define yourself in such a shallow fashion, there's little hope that we will all get to live blissfully alongside each other. Oh and Dear Media: I honestly do not care if a sports player is gay...neither should anyone else.
7. Next subject: I think we've all got what happens when we get to 13 on these lists by now.
8. The lack of personal responsibility
9. When people won't believe me when I say it wasn't me
10. Politicians believing that their job entitles them to lie, cheat etc and we should all accept it
11. Pavement gobbing
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