Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 139

MaxJoker · May 10th, 2018, 12:49 PM

How do you get 250 Ethiopians into a telephone box ?,

Toss in a bread crumb.

What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy once he was in the car ?,

Hey go easy on the candy !.

What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob ? ,

You know she'll swallow.

Estreeter · May 10th, 2018, 01:04 PM

This Muslim bloke was sitting next to an Aussie on a flight from London to Melbourne and when drink orders were taken the Aussie asked for a Scotch and Coke, which was placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink. He replied angrily, ''I'd rather lick out a dozen whores on their period than let alcohol touch my lips.''

The Aussie handed back his Scotch and Coke and said: ''Me also, didn't know we had a choice Mate.''

**@llatse@** · May 11th, 2018, 08:47 AM

So I met this muslim bird in town and she said "I've never eaten pork"
I said "I just want you to suck it for a bit love not frickin' eat it"

MaxJoker · May 11th, 2018, 01:28 PM

How is getting your girlfriend pregnant like locking your keys in your car ?

The problem usually goes away with the aid of a coat hangar .

Fred West was walking through the fields late at night hand-in-hand with his young daughter "I'm scared" she cried ,

"You're scared , what about me ? " he replied "I have to come back alone".

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew ? ,

Harry Potter could escape from a chamber.

**trailmaster** · May 11th, 2018, 10:05 PM

More Dead Baby Jokes

Q: What's red and sits in a highchair?
A: A baby eating razor-blades.

Q: What's blue and sits in the corner?
A: Dead Baby playing with saranwrap.

Q: What is Baskin Robbin's flavor of the month this month?
A: Blue Baby Cheesecake.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Fill a glass with root beer, and add a scoop of ice cream and a scoop of dead baby.

Q: And where did you get these babies?
A: Abortion Clinic.

Q: What is black and bubbly and taps on glass every ten seconds?
A: Dead baby in a carousel microwave.

MaxJoker · May 13th, 2018, 10:11 AM

Did you hear about the necrophiliac who finally found the girl of his dreams ?,

That is until the rotten cunt split on him .

Hated having to pay £2 a minute on the phone to wank over sex stories.

So got a job at ChildLine instead.

MaxJoker · May 15th, 2018, 05:29 PM

After years of courageous (Some might say) self restraint finally had to drive to that there London last night , break into the sister`s house and rape my sexy sixteen year old niece ,

Don't worry though as wore protection ,

A balaclava.

Estreeter · May 16th, 2018, 12:44 PM

MaxJoker · May 16th, 2018, 03:39 PM

What`s pink and rusty ? ,

Madeleine McCann`s bike .

Final entry in Anne Franks Diary ,

"Tomorrow I`m going to learn how to whistle".

MaxJoker · May 20th, 2018, 04:52 PM

What did the Jewish child molester say to the kid ? ,

"Hey want to buy a sweetie".

Why is a pork pie like a ninety year old`s pussy ? ,

You have to bite off the crust and lick out the jelly before you get to the meat.

May 10th, 2018, 12:49 PM	#1381
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Sick "N" Twisted Ahoy !!! How do you get 250 Ethiopians into a telephone box ?, Toss in a bread crumb. What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy once he was in the car ?, Hey go easy on the candy !. What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob ? , You know she'll swallow. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 10th, 2018, 01:04 PM	#1382
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,726 Times in 60,308 Posts	This Muslim bloke was sitting next to an Aussie on a flight from London to Melbourne and when drink orders were taken the Aussie asked for a Scotch and Coke, which was placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink. He replied angrily, ''I'd rather lick out a dozen whores on their period than let alcohol touch my lips.'' The Aussie handed back his Scotch and Coke and said: ''Me also, didn't know we had a choice Mate.'' __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 11th, 2018, 08:47 AM	#1383
@llatse@ Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Over the hills and far away Posts: 2,150 Thanks: 7,748 Thanked 24,861 Times in 2,098 Posts	So I met this muslim bird in town and she said "I've never eaten pork" I said "I just want you to suck it for a bit love not frickin' eat it" __________________ Lord, we might end up dead or worse, poor

May 11th, 2018, 01:28 PM	#1384
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	How is getting your girlfriend pregnant like locking your keys in your car ? The problem usually goes away with the aid of a coat hangar . Fred West was walking through the fields late at night hand-in-hand with his young daughter "I'm scared" she cried , "You're scared , what about me ? " he replied "I have to come back alone". What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew ? , Harry Potter could escape from a chamber. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 13th, 2018, 10:11 AM	#1386
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Did you hear about the necrophiliac who finally found the girl of his dreams ?, That is until the rotten cunt split on him . Hated having to pay £2 a minute on the phone to wank over sex stories. So got a job at ChildLine instead. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 11th, 2018, 10:05 PM	#1385
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,161 Times in 60,062 Posts	More Dead Baby Jokes Q: What's red and sits in a highchair? A: A baby eating razor-blades. Q: What's blue and sits in the corner? A: Dead Baby playing with saranwrap. Q: What is Baskin Robbin's flavor of the month this month? A: Blue Baby Cheesecake. Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: Fill a glass with root beer, and add a scoop of ice cream and a scoop of dead baby. Q: And where did you get these babies? A: Abortion Clinic. Q: What is black and bubbly and taps on glass every ten seconds? A: Dead baby in a carousel microwave.

May 15th, 2018, 05:29 PM	#1387
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	After years of courageous (Some might say) self restraint finally had to drive to that there London last night , break into the sister`s house and rape my sexy sixteen year old niece , Don't worry though as wore protection , A balaclava. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 16th, 2018, 12:44 PM	#1388
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,726 Times in 60,308 Posts	__________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 16th, 2018, 03:39 PM	#1389
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	What`s pink and rusty ? , Madeleine McCann`s bike . Final entry in Anne Franks Diary , "Tomorrow I`m going to learn how to whistle". __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 20th, 2018, 04:52 PM	#1390
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	What did the Jewish child molester say to the kid ? , "Hey want to buy a sweetie". Why is a pork pie like a ninety year old`s pussy ? , You have to bite off the crust and lick out the jelly before you get to the meat. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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