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February 24th, 2018, 05:35 PM	#1281
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February 24th, 2018, 05:52 PM	#1282
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	In the years to come many twisted and sick jokes will be told, but none beats the original one. The creator of this particular joke was God and joke was: The creation of the woman

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February 24th, 2018, 06:57 PM

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In the years to come many twisted and sick jokes will be told, but none beats the original one.

The creator of this particular joke was God
and joke was:
The creation of the woman

And here I though the creator was man and the joke was the the creation of God. But that's for the Atheist: are you one? thread

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February 25th, 2018, 09:14 AM	#1284
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How did Helen Keller drive ? ,

One hand on the wheel the other on the curb .

How did Helen Keller break her arm?
Trying to read a braille stop sign at 50mph.

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February 25th, 2018, 01:33 PM

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What's got more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him

He was always shooting his mouth off.

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February 25th, 2018, 05:27 PM	#1287
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February 26th, 2018, 09:51 AM	#1288
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February 26th, 2018, 10:16 AM	#1289
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February 27th, 2018, 09:20 AM	#1290
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