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August 27th, 2018, 12:16 PM	#2301
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	It even blunted the axe __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 27th, 2018, 12:37 PM	#2302
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,165 Times in 60,062 Posts	When you gotta go, you gotta go. Alien in spaceship had to go, but why did he come to my apartment?

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August 27th, 2018, 01:34 PM	#2303
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August 29th, 2018, 02:46 AM	#2304
Crazy4theBrat Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 230 Thanks: 5,301 Thanked 3,058 Times in 227 Posts	The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond

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August 29th, 2018, 10:09 AM	#2305
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,743 Times in 60,308 Posts	It was, looked like it was doing yoga and all outta shape __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 29th, 2018, 12:04 PM	#2306
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,165 Times in 60,062 Posts	It looked like a clump of black gooey coal-Yuuuuch-demon poop!

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August 30th, 2018, 01:55 PM	#2307
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,165 Times in 60,062 Posts	it was like the hand from hell in my bowl!

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August 30th, 2018, 08:14 PM	#2308
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August 31st, 2018, 11:42 AM	#2309
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Some might say the last poo I had was kinda slow going and rough.. Only compared to fishies masterpiss post above.. It was a moving experience with all reviewers praising my unstrained efforts __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 31st, 2018, 11:54 AM	#2310
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,165 Times in 60,062 Posts	Maybe it fell through a black hole, because it was not in the bowl!

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