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December 23rd, 2016, 11:19 AM | #11901 |
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Winter weather in France has created strife among construction workers. Water has frozen in all the Port-A-Bidets.
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December 23rd, 2016, 12:11 PM | #11902 |
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Yeah,I can guess which part of me You want to hold,As well...
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December 23rd, 2016, 12:13 PM | #11903 |
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That's going to cause some badly chapped cheeks..
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December 23rd, 2016, 01:54 PM | #11904 |
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. . . and some frozen pees.
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December 24th, 2016, 11:10 AM | #11905 |
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A man has finally been arrested for the theft of vast quantities ammonia and chloroform. Police say the evidence is overwhelming.
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December 24th, 2016, 01:34 PM | #11906 |
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Remember gents, at this time of year a doggie just isn't for Christmas............its a great position all year round
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December 24th, 2016, 04:56 PM | #11907 |
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December 26th, 2016, 04:52 AM | #11908 |
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Why did the drug addict choose Boxing Day to kick the habit?
He wanted to go cold turkey.
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December 26th, 2016, 02:29 PM | #11909 |
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ISIS Awards Night:
The 2016 best suicide bomber award goes to Mohammed. Unfortunately, Mohammed can't be with us tonight. |
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December 26th, 2016, 02:34 PM | #11910 |
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