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December 20th, 2016, 08:10 PM | #11891 |
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As its nearly the end of the year people have been posting apocolyptic statuses like there's no tomorrow
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December 20th, 2016, 08:12 PM | #11892 |
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My trousers are a bit baggy so i was going to tie all my watch straps together to make a belt, but to be honest it'd probably be a waist of time
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December 20th, 2016, 09:24 PM | #11893 |
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I have had enough !!!! I'll never help anyone again....... EVER!!!
Either I'm too kind hearted, or I'm too stupid...❄❄❄❄❄... Yesterday it was so cold, and my heart ran away with me once again. I took a snowman in out of pity. I felt so bad for him, he looked so cold, the poor thing. But this morning, he had just vanished without a word, not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him. The last straw was when I realized he had peed all over the living room floor. That's the thank you I get for being good to someone. ❄❄❄❄❄❄
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December 20th, 2016, 09:55 PM | #11894 |
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I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustman. He does give me a great blowjob though.
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December 22nd, 2016, 03:57 AM | #11895 |
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December 22nd, 2016, 03:10 PM | #11896 |
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Sean and Paddy were at the pub when Sean asks, "Where's Seamus? I haven't seen him in a while." Paddy says, "Haven't ye heard, he moved to Toronto." "Why'd he do a daft thing like that?," asks Sean. Paddy says, "He saw an advert that said 'Drink Canada Dry.' He took it as a challenge."
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December 22nd, 2016, 06:31 PM | #11897 |
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My wife and I have just spent our second honeymoon in Chernobyl. She's come back glowing.
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December 22nd, 2016, 06:45 PM | #11898 |
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I just found out that I have a doppelganger,I'm beside Myself..
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