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**deadman76** · December 10th, 2016, 03:32 PM

I ran a sculpting studio, until it went bust.

My sister has just married a Chinese billionaire… Cha Ching!

There’s nothing but porn on TV these days. I tell you, it makes me so angry, I sit on the end of my bed and shake my fist at it.

**Mal Hombre** · December 10th, 2016, 03:47 PM

I ran a business making alcoves in walls,It catered to a niche market..

**SanteeFats** · December 10th, 2016, 04:49 PM

All I can say about the last few so called jokes is Groan.

**Mal Hombre** · December 10th, 2016, 05:29 PM

At least They're home groan..

~~}[eywood~~ · December 10th, 2016, 05:45 PM

Aw Mal. If your avatar wasn't so big I'd have to slap you for that one, but you are likely a giant that would crush me like a bug, so I won't

**SanteeFats** · December 10th, 2016, 11:57 PM

Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have to be cut off in some way relating to their occupation.
He asks the first guy what his job was.
"I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies.
"Then we'll shoot your dick off!" the prince says.
"I'm a fireman," the second guy says.
"Then we'll burn your cock off!" says the prince.
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."

**effCup** · December 11th, 2016, 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SanteeFats

Groan.

This thread's for "corny jokes" so groaning's about the best you can hope for.

Another one that may too easily be misconstrued, on this site.

**tygrkhat40** · December 11th, 2016, 04:11 PM

What do dyslexic zombies eat?

Brians.

**SanteeFats** · December 11th, 2016, 04:19 PM

**gmcbee** · December 12th, 2016, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

What do dyslexic zombies eat?

Brians.

What do vegan zombies eat?

Grains.

December 10th, 2016, 03:47 PM	#11852
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December 10th, 2016, 05:29 PM	#11854
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,635 Thanked 855,689 Times in 57,565 Posts	At least They're home groan.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 10th, 2016, 03:32 PM	#11851
deadman76 Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Living Room Posts: 775 Thanks: 9,759 Thanked 10,944 Times in 773 Posts	I ran a sculpting studio, until it went bust. My sister has just married a Chinese billionaire… Cha Ching! There’s nothing but porn on TV these days. I tell you, it makes me so angry, I sit on the end of my bed and shake my fist at it.

December 10th, 2016, 04:49 PM	#11853
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,782 Times in 60,861 Posts	All I can say about the last few so called jokes is Groan.

December 10th, 2016, 05:45 PM	#11855
~~}[eywood~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: NY Posts: 548 Thanks: 123 Thanked 3,505 Times in 511 Posts	Aw Mal. If your avatar wasn't so big I'd have to slap you for that one, but you are likely a giant that would crush me like a bug, so I won't

December 10th, 2016, 11:57 PM	#11856
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,782 Times in 60,861 Posts	Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have to be cut off in some way relating to their occupation. He asks the first guy what his job was. "I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies. "Then we'll shoot your dick off!" the prince says. "I'm a fireman," the second guy says. "Then we'll burn your cock off!" says the prince. The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."

December 11th, 2016, 04:19 PM	#11859
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