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April 2nd, 2018, 04:30 PM | #2501 |
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April 2nd, 2018, 05:41 PM | #2502 |
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wimbo thinks pedos sell bicycle parts
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April 2nd, 2018, 05:57 PM | #2503 |
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When Estreeter was told he got the clap, he thought the docs were applauding
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April 2nd, 2018, 06:03 PM | #2504 |
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Mal Hombre managed to forget his first wedding anniversary, instead of spending time with his wife, he checked into a motel with Ms.Palo
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April 3rd, 2018, 05:18 PM | #2505 |
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Estreeter says he is a racing driver & test pilot, but it's not true, you know. Actually, he's a mortician who sometimes sells oversized genitals on the black market. Unfortunately, detail is not his strength, and sometimes he sells enormous black congo-cocks to white eurasians
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April 3rd, 2018, 08:24 PM | #2506 |
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Estreeter is the composer of the famous Italian opera "Fellatio."
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April 3rd, 2018, 09:15 PM | #2507 |
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bloke57 was to be Knighted last year but turned it down as he is a day person not a night person
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April 3rd, 2018, 09:49 PM | #2508 |
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sandhunter is a massive devotee of Jane Austen's writings.
When he is alone, he likes to put on an A-line dress and play merry tunes on his virginal. Occasionally he will stop to sigh and look out of the window in the forlorn hope that some gallant young officer might be approaching on horseback to plight his troth. So far his hopes have been dashed - but he remains ever hopeful. |
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April 4th, 2018, 05:19 AM | #2509 |
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To be or not to be - that is Trailmaster's family motto
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April 4th, 2018, 09:20 PM | #2510 |
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The birth of Mal Hombre lead to a lot of tragic events like his dad's deportation, his sister's breakdown and Hitler's suicide.
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