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December 31st, 2018, 08:42 PM	#2781
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,225 Thanks: 42,174 Thanked 60,518 Times in 7,439 Posts	I got the butter; turn over.

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December 31st, 2018, 08:51 PM	#2782
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,981 Times in 15,730 Posts	Try to point the rocket towards my ass

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January 2nd, 2019, 01:55 AM	#2783
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,225 Thanks: 42,174 Thanked 60,518 Times in 7,439 Posts	Forget it; the second half is about to kickoff.

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January 2nd, 2019, 06:53 AM	#2784
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,981 Times in 15,730 Posts	TOUCHDOWN!! What do you mean there is a flag on the bed

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January 3rd, 2019, 01:11 AM	#2785
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,225 Thanks: 42,174 Thanked 60,518 Times in 7,439 Posts	I cant talk; she's here.

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January 3rd, 2019, 12:41 PM	#2786
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,225 Thanks: 42,174 Thanked 60,518 Times in 7,439 Posts	I've had enough. Do you want your electric toothbrush?

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January 3rd, 2019, 01:03 PM	#2787
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,981 Times in 15,730 Posts	1 minute and six seconds. Personal best.

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January 3rd, 2019, 01:45 PM	#2788
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,225 Thanks: 42,174 Thanked 60,518 Times in 7,439 Posts	One minute and six seconds. Told you I could do it twice.

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January 4th, 2019, 07:29 PM	#2789
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January 5th, 2019, 05:23 PM	#2790
blade101 Member Join Date: Jan 2019 Posts: 42 Thanks: 129 Thanked 308 Times in 38 Posts	You should brush your teeth

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