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December 30th, 2016, 08:50 AM

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So I moved the mirror.

Thought you were going to say: broke the glass ceiling.

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December 30th, 2016, 09:11 AM

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Thought you were going to say: broke the glass ceiling.

That is the reason I don't even look in the rearview mirror

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December 30th, 2016, 12:38 PM	#11923
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,886 Thanked 69,320 Times in 3,171 Posts	I'm thinking of buying a Millennium Falcon. So I said to the dealer, "So I can use my mobile without taking my hands off the controls?" "Oh certainly", he replied, "it's completely Hans Solo".

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December 30th, 2016, 12:47 PM

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Millennium Falcon

Although so last century they still haven't gained the patina of vintage... despite having a gun turret straight out of a Lancaster bomber.

That's the far, far away galaxy without any internet. Did they ever get cellphones?

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December 30th, 2016, 02:24 PM	#11925
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Although so last century they still haven't gained the patina of vintage... despite having a gun turret straight out of a Lancaster bomber.

That's the far, far away galaxy without any internet. Did they ever get cellphones?

I always wonder how they got humans who could speak modern languages long, long ago in that galaxy far, far away.
e.d.

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January 1st, 2017, 06:26 AM	#11927
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January 1st, 2017, 09:20 AM	#11928
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I always wonder how they got humans who could speak modern languages long, long ago in that galaxy far, far away.
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Obviously they use cybeer translators.

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January 1st, 2017, 05:11 PM	#11930
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