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Old September 18th, 2018, 03:47 PM   #3861
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I will be sad to see Palo5 go but it is for the best therefor I'm voting Palo5 off the island.
Island? What island?
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Old September 18th, 2018, 04:07 PM   #3862
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Ever wondered why Estreeter is absent half the week? I did, until I discovered the unusual sentencing system for Australian convicts. Half the time he's in the penitentiary
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Old September 18th, 2018, 07:20 PM   #3863
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The island where ball7 lives

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Old September 18th, 2018, 07:35 PM   #3864
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At the age of 55 Bill derBerg discovered sex. His own
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Old September 19th, 2018, 07:13 AM   #3865
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Ball7's love Island (Men Only)
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He never could but now holds the world record of solving it, less than a minute he got it all to line up, see he got hold of a cube that hasn't got colours for each side but rather 6 different pictures of men blowing each other
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Old September 20th, 2018, 11:40 AM   #3868
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We're still trying to figure out who made him.
Who made him isn't the issue, it's why was he made
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