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November 21st, 2017, 04:42 PM | #1391 | |
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Hertz lives with his girfriend and her sister. Whenever he comes home late at night, he crawls into the sister's bed. When his girlfriend finds out, he claims it's due to amnesia. |
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November 21st, 2017, 04:48 PM | #1392 |
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Greenman can no longer afford to spend much time on VEF. He has become a caring citizen and crime fighter. He is the superhero Judge Dreiddel.
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Eric Cartman will die when South Park, Simpsons and Family Guy ends
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November 21st, 2017, 06:42 PM | #1394 |
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bloke57 won the Tour de France in 2008.
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November 21st, 2017, 07:39 PM | #1395 |
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Brecht is the inventor of the extra thick condom
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November 21st, 2017, 08:26 PM | #1396 |
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ball7, hides at the bottom of the bowl, so he will never be drawn out in the lottery..
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November 21st, 2017, 09:18 PM | #1397 |
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Brecht sent my own cd's to landfill for hating Michael Bolton's records.
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November 21st, 2017, 10:56 PM | #1398 |
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Estreeter dances to George W Bush's awful karaoke recordings
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Brecht has offered his services to star in any possible remake of The Sound Of Music
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When Brecht was ten he saw his first nude girl
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