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Old November 15th, 2017, 10:03 PM   #1231
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Trailmaster is a robot.
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Old November 15th, 2017, 10:16 PM   #1232
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Old November 15th, 2017, 10:24 PM   #1233
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Jokerman was responsible for Australia approving gay marriage
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Old November 15th, 2017, 10:34 PM   #1234
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Sandhunter found the secret treasure of Atlantis
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Old November 15th, 2017, 10:37 PM   #1235
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Like the dictators of the past
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In reality it's more like an Iron Pinkie
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Old November 15th, 2017, 11:00 PM   #1236
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sandhunter likes to think of himself as a big time drinker of cheap beer and good bourbon, but actually his favorite drink is this no dairy chocolate drink called Kayo that was popular in the 1950's. When sandhunter was young he bought a thousand cases of this stuff and has been storing it in a special refrigerated bunker buried behind his house. The trouble is that there is only 100 bottles left and now Kayo only is available as a powder to make a warm chocolately concoction which tastes awful.
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xyzde69 recognizes only Robespierre as his president.
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When Hertz was in the army he was the spitting image of Beetle Bailey
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It was Mal Hombre's idea that Nixon should go to China.
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