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November 12th, 2017, 06:53 PM	#1131
Hertz Lunatic Weirdo Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: At The Border Of Madness Posts: 10,652 Thanks: 165,158 Thanked 201,658 Times in 10,667 Posts	Welderman works as a night guard in the zoo. He regularly feeds Santee & Palo there.

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November 12th, 2017, 07:19 PM

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Welderman works as a night guard in the zoo. He regularly feeds Santee & Palo there.

I feel sorry for the zoo.

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November 12th, 2017, 09:09 PM	#1133
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,312 Times in 13,886 Posts	Hertz has fooled everybody for years by pretending to be his twin sister

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November 12th, 2017, 09:19 PM	#1134
Welderman Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: County of Champions Posts: 3,707 Thanks: 55,074 Thanked 64,245 Times in 3,729 Posts	Jokerman, Dances to the Nightingale Tune.. __________________ ''Elga, 5mm cast iron welding rods''.. Nice.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 12th, 2017, 09:22 PM	#1135
Welderman Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: County of Champions Posts: 3,707 Thanks: 55,074 Thanked 64,245 Times in 3,729 Posts	Hertz, Is actually Neil Young, and turns 73 today, __________________ ''Elga, 5mm cast iron welding rods''.. Nice.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 12th, 2017, 09:27 PM	#1136
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Welderman is The Pope in disguise

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Hertz has fooled everybody for years by pretending to be his twin sister

No wonder it hertz!

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November 12th, 2017, 11:03 PM	#1138
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Estreeter once played for Real Madrid his nickname was Fumbles McGee

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November 12th, 2017, 11:04 PM	#1139
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Brecht looks like a Dick Tracy villain.

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November 12th, 2017, 11:50 PM	#1140
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,856 Times in 60,322 Posts	Member Benny Hill started Wank Club but, haroldeye put him up to it __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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