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April 16th, 2017, 10:22 PM	#731
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April 16th, 2017, 10:54 PM	#732
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,367 Thanks: 287,009 Thanked 386,496 Times in 30,323 Posts	Never have I ever thought this thread would run to seventy four pages.

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Never have I ever thought this thread would run to seventy four pages.

Never have I ever:

- Not supported TM in his communicable ideas.

- Played a harpsichord

- Held a wooden nickle

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April 17th, 2017, 11:55 AM	#734
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,909 Thanks: 1,329,179 Thanked 707,350 Times in 60,083 Posts	Never have I ever eaten an entire dozen of Dunkin Donuts Never have I ever milked a cow Never have I ever palyed the real never have I ever drinking game

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April 19th, 2017, 02:26 AM	#735
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	Never have I ever: - Liked Dunkin Donuts. - Preferred store bought milk over milk from the cow. - Fricasseed a quokka. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 19th, 2017, 09:47 AM	#736
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,170 Thanks: 450,016 Thanked 897,212 Times in 60,370 Posts	Never have I ever .... Stood naked in my yard Maxed out my credit card Said a bad word about Lard __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 19th, 2017, 12:20 PM	#737
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,909 Thanks: 1,329,179 Thanked 707,350 Times in 60,083 Posts	Never have I ever been hit by lightning Never have I ever seen a lightning bolt hit a tree Never have I ever seen a lenticular cloud Never have I ever been knocked to the ground by a wind vortex

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April 19th, 2017, 12:26 PM	#738
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April 19th, 2017, 10:29 PM	#739
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,909 Thanks: 1,329,179 Thanked 707,350 Times in 60,083 Posts	Never have I ever used a gas powered lawn mower Never have I ever had my own vegetable garden Never have I ever seen a hare(jack rabbit) anywhere except on a trail Never have I ever seen an indigo bunting bird

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April 20th, 2017, 01:21 AM	#740
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	Never have I ever: - Been to Machu Picchu. - Trimmed my unibrow from the outside in. - jigged for cod. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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