Fancy A Wig??? - Page 3

**billybunter** · August 18th, 2012, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

That'd be Bobby Charlton..

"My old man had a big cheesy 'tache and a hair do even the sweeney never had....".

You are right Mal. I'n not a soccer fan. The other guy had his own series, Jason King?? always wore PJ's and drank claret. You couldn't buy wine in the 70s unless you were posh. Jockland was different, they had street wine.

**tygrkhat40** · August 18th, 2012, 10:06 PM

I've got a thin spot on the back of my head, but the rest of my hair is as thick and unruly as it's been all my life. With the exception of the dickey ticker, the rest of the parts work OK.

**mizlaplan** · August 18th, 2012, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

I watched a man on a windy day lose his wig. It just took off like a plane

The Golden Age of (h)Air travel.
Remember chaps, NEVER comb-over.
Go to your local clippers and ask for a number 2 or 3.
I've got a mate who has somehow managed to do a "Bobby Charlton" with a few strands of curly hair.
(

)
And he dyes it as well in vivid red-brown artificial tones

And the dye runs.......
He's a grand lad and I've tried to offer "advice" but every person on the planet has a blind spot and he just won't see.

I just can't tell a friend he's making a fool of himself because I know it's going to mess him up.

**billybunter** · August 18th, 2012, 10:51 PM

Most blokes after 40 have bald spots. I by some god don't. I do have a catalogue of other problems. I was thinking about men getting a make over, a hair transplant or a dick extension or something. Every thing you see around this subject features ladies.
And i've seen proof. We guys just don't talk about it. Well open your mouths and lets talk.
Since I had my kidney problems I find it hard to get hard. Now this is a problem. I want to get help, but it costs a fortune. BB has told a secret. But so what. Taking to other people solves problems.

**mizlaplan** · August 18th, 2012, 11:32 PM

Secrets
OK...
On my dad's side all the blokes are red-haired and just about hang onto their hair through the decades.
On my Mum's side it's a bit problematic.
I have a 50% chance of holding on all of my hair
Or a 50% chance of losing the lot.
Therefore....
Regaine (minoxidil)!!!!
Perhaps it works, perhaps it doesn't.
All I know is that I like having hair, I'm used to it. F*ck what anyone else thinks.
Remember one thing chaps.
Women need tresses, locks. curls, blah, blah, blah,etc.
Blokes?
Beer, footie, VEF and sundries.
Face facts lads, we're a lot better organised than the ladies.
(But keep it quiet..)

**otokonomidori** · August 18th, 2012, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

Since I had my kidney problems I find it hard to get hard. Now this is a problem. I want to get help, but it costs a fortune. BB has told a secret. But so what.

I thought it was your LIVER that was buggered BB?!

My kidneys are in great nick - strongest thing they've ever had to deal with is that Yorkshire Blend tea.

One of my sisters needed a kidney but I had to refuse her as she lives in a council house.

**billybunter** · August 19th, 2012, 12:05 AM

My liver is f#cked. And so are my kidneys. The biggest laugh is i'm a NHS doner. Or doner kebab.

**TCO95** · August 19th, 2012, 12:07 AM

I had plenty of dark brown hair until my battle with cancer. The ones that didn't fall out went grey. F#$king disease aged me 10 yrs in short order. I asked the surgeon if the health system would pay for transplants and she laughed. I argued that a woman losing a breast would be fitted with a prosthetic at no charge. But it was no dice. To get everything working again, I took large quantities of ginseng, b-vitamins, green food mix that includes chlorophyll and blue-green algae and a quality protein powder. On a brighter note, when I was shaving yesterday I notice some of my beard hairs coming in with dark roots.
Either my eyes are lying to me or I'm onto something for reversing grey hair (or its the effect of the cancer drugs finally exiting my body).

**otokonomidori** · August 19th, 2012, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

My liver is f#cked. And so are my kidneys. The biggest laugh is i'm a NHS doner. Or doner kebab.

I've bequeathed my lungs - 30 fags a day for 47 years and I worked for 6 years in a cloud of asbestos dust - the poor bugger that gets mine will wake up and wish he was dead.

**billybunter** · August 19th, 2012, 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fleetwood77

I've bequeathed my lungs - 30 fags a day for 47 years and I worked for 6 years in a cloud of asbestos dust - the poor bugger that gets mine will wake up and wish he was dead.

I was going to take the piss as usual Fleets. But hey get that asbestos checked mate. That can be bloody nasty. So can a Scottish funeral. I'd ruin a good suit

unless you leave me castle fleets

seriously fleets get that checked out. We don't want to lose you. Who else can I rip the piss out off like you my old tartan buddy.

August 18th, 2012, 10:06 PM	#22
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,528 Times in 9,629 Posts	I've got a thin spot on the back of my head, but the rest of my hair is as thick and unruly as it's been all my life. With the exception of the dickey ticker, the rest of the parts work OK. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 18th, 2012, 10:51 PM	#24
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	Most blokes after 40 have bald spots. I by some god don't. I do have a catalogue of other problems. I was thinking about men getting a make over, a hair transplant or a dick extension or something. Every thing you see around this subject features ladies. And i've seen proof. We guys just don't talk about it. Well open your mouths and lets talk. Since I had my kidney problems I find it hard to get hard. Now this is a problem. I want to get help, but it costs a fortune. BB has told a secret. But so what. Taking to other people solves problems. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 18th, 2012, 11:32 PM	#25
mizlaplan Good show! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Marches Posts: 2,526 Thanks: 102,981 Thanked 31,900 Times in 2,528 Posts	Secrets OK... On my dad's side all the blokes are red-haired and just about hang onto their hair through the decades. On my Mum's side it's a bit problematic. I have a 50% chance of holding on all of my hair Or a 50% chance of losing the lot. Therefore.... Regaine (minoxidil)!!!! Perhaps it works, perhaps it doesn't. All I know is that I like having hair, I'm used to it. F*ck what anyone else thinks. Remember one thing chaps. Women need tresses, locks. curls, blah, blah, blah,etc. Blokes? Beer, footie, VEF and sundries. Face facts lads, we're a lot better organised than the ladies. (But keep it quiet..) __________________ motley crew though they were, they were all happily united in the roisterous, bawdy camaraderie of lust.

August 19th, 2012, 12:05 AM	#27
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	My liver is f#cked. And so are my kidneys. The biggest laugh is i'm a NHS doner. Or doner kebab. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 19th, 2012, 12:07 AM	#28
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,804 Times in 5,130 Posts	I had plenty of dark brown hair until my battle with cancer. The ones that didn't fall out went grey. F#$king disease aged me 10 yrs in short order. I asked the surgeon if the health system would pay for transplants and she laughed. I argued that a woman losing a breast would be fitted with a prosthetic at no charge. But it was no dice. To get everything working again, I took large quantities of ginseng, b-vitamins, green food mix that includes chlorophyll and blue-green algae and a quality protein powder. On a brighter note, when I was shaving yesterday I notice some of my beard hairs coming in with dark roots. Either my eyes are lying to me or I'm onto something for reversing grey hair (or its the effect of the cancer drugs finally exiting my body).