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There is a young woman in Crewe
She masturbates with a didgeridoo She's also used marrows from street market barrows And one time a two-man canoe
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Give me a town or city. I'll see what I can come up with.
Don't rush me, though - I'm shite at commitment.
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One of mine:
There once was a frog green and brown Who loved to jump up and down He jumped so high he jumped to the sky And then he went Splat on the ground
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I knew a girl named Lil'
Who used dynamite for a thrill. They found her vagina in North Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil. |
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There was a boy called Dean
Who built himself a wanking machine On the 29th stroke, the bloody thing broke And whipped his balls to cream |
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There was a young girl of Uttoxeter,
So cute that men shook their cocks at her. From one of these cocks She contracted the pox, And she poxed all the cocks in Uttoxeter. |
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Not mine.
There once was a fellow O'Doole Who found little red spots on his tool His Doctor a cynic said Get out of me clinic, And wipe off that lipstick you fool!
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Try the Irish whore, Maggie O'Dougal. She's not a great fuck, But for only a buck She'll blow you like you were a bugle. |
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There was a young lady named Jill Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill They found her vagina In South Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil more like 30 years ago in my case
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There were two young ladies from Birmingham And here is the story concerning 'em They lifted the frock And diddled the cock Of the Bishop as he was confirming 'em The Bishop was nobody's fool, He'd been to a top public school He took down his britches And fucked both those bitches With his twelve-inch Episcopal tool But that didn't startle those two - They laughed as the Bishop withdrew, "Oh, the Vicar is quicker And thicker and slicker And longer and stronger than you !"
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