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Old December 28th, 2016, 08:00 PM   #261
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And in other news today, "Political Correctness" was declared to be wildly incorrect and outlawed. People can actually tell jokes and laugh again. Everyone seems happy with this news except a small group of ultra-leftist liberals who were jailed just for the hell of it.
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Old December 29th, 2016, 01:06 PM   #262
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And in other news today, "Political Correctness" was declared to be wildly incorrect and outlawed. People can actually tell jokes and laugh again. Everyone seems happy with this news except a small group of ultra-leftist liberals who were jailed just for the hell of it.
And in other news today.........

Bill derBerg, upcoming rising star of "Vintage Erotica Forums" was suddenly knighted by by the most politically incorrect moderator, known only as sf It's rumoured to be because of the above post, however Bill derBerg declined the knighthood, said he "didn't give a flying fuck" ...... in true political incorrectness
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Old December 29th, 2016, 01:20 PM   #263
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And in other news today.........

Bill derBerg, upcoming rising star of "Vintage Erotica Forums" was suddenly knighted by by the most politically incorrect moderator, known only as sf It's rumoured to be because of the above post, however Bill derBerg declined the knighthood, said he "didn't give a flying fuck" ...... in true political incorrectness
Gee Sir Estreeter I didn't know Americans could night people!!
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Old December 29th, 2016, 01:51 PM   #264
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Gee Sir Estreeter I didn't know Americans could night people!!
I was, err, talking about Forum Royalty

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ES, me declared himself a staunch supporter of an Australian Republic
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Old December 29th, 2016, 05:18 PM   #265
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I was, err, talking about Forum Royalty

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Oh Sir Estreeter I be far from the exalted ranks of forum royalty, I am just a lowly Green which MAY equate to a k night or possibly a baroon. You reds are so snooty at times.
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Oh Sir Estreeter I be far from the exalted ranks of forum royalty, I am just a lowly Green which MAY equate to a k night or possibly a baroon. You reds are so snooty at times.
A Baroon ? Or maybe a Count (I said count)
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A Baroon ? Or maybe a Count (I said count)

Baroon is a combination of Baron and moron.
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Old December 30th, 2016, 02:19 PM   #268
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Baroon is a combination of Baron and moron.
I thought it was a cross between a Baron and a macaroon.
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And In Other News Today trailmaster, VEF'S roving reporter has discoverd that THE FBI, The CIA, the NSA, the NID, MI5, AND MI6 are looking into this sudden report that two well known file hosts(imagebam.com and imgbox.com) are closing down. They both have been in business for almost 10 years. The organizations mentioned will be looking into the CEO'S bank accounts, tax statements, and offshore accounts, and the sudden disappearance of their CEO'S. This reporter thinks that something is fishy,and that these two file hosts demise may be due, not to the fact that they can't make a profit, but they have may have made off or embezzeled their profits, and want to live the good life on some island paradise.
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