Register on the forum now to remove ALL ads + popups + get access to tons of hidden content for members only!
vintage erotica forum vintage erotica forum vintage erotica forum
 		vintage erotica forum
Home
Go Back   Vintage Erotica Forums > Discussion & Talk Forum > Funnies
Reload this Page Thread for off topic comments.
Best Porn Sites Live Sex Register FAQ Members List Calendar

Notices
Funnies Got a joke or something funny that you want to share? Post it here!


Reply
Page 340 of 1121 « First 240290330331332333334335336337338339 340 341342343344345346347348349350390440840 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old December 20th, 2016, 07:33 AM   #3391
old alal
Veteran Member
 
old alal's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: UK
Posts: 3,197
Thanks: 22,904
Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts
old alal 175000+old alal 175000+old alal 175000+old alal 175000+old alal 175000+old alal 175000+old alal 175000+old alal 175000+old alal 175000+old alal 175000+old alal 175000+
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bill derBerg View Post
While I was reading this thread my foot fell asleep.
Nothing unusual about that, however, when it started snoring that was altogether a different matter. I was more than a little startled and you can quote me on that.
My arse goes to sleep a lot when I am posting on here, well I think it does as it snores quite a lot!
__________________
Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!
Last edited by old alal; December 21st, 2016 at 10:08 AM..
old alal is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 20th, 2016, 10:39 AM   #3392
Estreeter
Administrator
 
Estreeter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: The 19th hole
Posts: 58,145
Thanks: 449,888
Thanked 896,991 Times in 60,347 Posts
Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bill derBerg View Post
While I was reading this thread my foot fell asleep.
Why Does your foot find this thread boring

Damn your foot Which one ??? Left or Right ???
__________________



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Estreeter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 20th, 2016, 10:56 AM   #3393
cuzzyman927
Veteran Member
 
cuzzyman927's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Down at the "Y"
Posts: 33,073
Thanks: 390,390
Thanked 1,111,461 Times in 36,682 Posts
cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+cuzzyman927 2500000+
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by old alal View Post
My arse goes top sleep a lot when I am posting on here, well I think it does as it snores quite a lot!
Are you confusing snores with farts, or are they one and the same?
__________________
cuzzyman927 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old December 20th, 2016, 12:18 PM   #3394
Estreeter
Administrator
 
Estreeter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: The 19th hole
Posts: 58,145
Thanks: 449,888
Thanked 896,991 Times in 60,347 Posts
Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by cuzzyman927 View Post
Are you confusing snores with farts, or are they one and the same?
Farts ???

Quote:
Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post


Surely not...?
__________________



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Estreeter is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 16 Users Say Thank You to Estreeter For This Useful Post:
Old December 20th, 2016, 05:21 PM   #3395
Bill derBerg
Senior Member
 
Bill derBerg's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2016
Location: My own little reality.
Posts: 1,257
Thanks: 17,648
Thanked 18,325 Times in 1,256 Posts
Bill derBerg 50000+Bill derBerg 50000+Bill derBerg 50000+Bill derBerg 50000+Bill derBerg 50000+Bill derBerg 50000+Bill derBerg 50000+Bill derBerg 50000+Bill derBerg 50000+Bill derBerg 50000+Bill derBerg 50000+
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by old alal View Post
My arse goes top sleep a lot when I am posting on here, well I think it does as it snores quite a lot!
Maybe my food didn't fall asleep, maybe my arse is a ventriloquist.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Estreeter View Post
Why Does your foot find this thread boring
Possibly, I'm not sure how to ask it.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Estreeter View Post
Damn your foot Which one ??? Left or Right ???
Left or Port if you happen to be at sea.
Last edited by Bill derBerg; December 20th, 2016 at 05:27 PM..
Bill derBerg is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 15 Users Say Thank You to Bill derBerg For This Useful Post:
Old December 20th, 2016, 11:26 PM   #3396
ruffroundedges
Vintage Member
 
ruffroundedges's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention?
Posts: 5,198
Thanks: 79,034
Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts
ruffroundedges 350000+ruffroundedges 350000+ruffroundedges 350000+ruffroundedges 350000+ruffroundedges 350000+ruffroundedges 350000+ruffroundedges 350000+ruffroundedges 350000+ruffroundedges 350000+ruffroundedges 350000+ruffroundedges 350000+
Default
Possibly, I'm not sure how to ask it.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Bill derBerg View Post
Left or Port if you happen to be at sea.

If I brought my boat into port, moored to the port side and opened a bottle of port to drink...... Would the authorities try to deport me?

__________________
Pull my finger.....

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
ruffroundedges is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 15 Users Say Thank You to ruffroundedges For This Useful Post:
Old December 21st, 2016, 09:42 AM   #3397
Estreeter
Administrator
 
Estreeter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: The 19th hole
Posts: 58,145
Thanks: 449,888
Thanked 896,991 Times in 60,347 Posts
Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+Estreeter 2500000+
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by ruffroundedges View Post
Would the authorities try to deport me?
Well, If anybody arrived on my shores looking like this



What would you do
I know what I'd do
Penthouse suites, 5 star restaurants, full valet services, you name it all yours
__________________



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.



To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Estreeter is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 16 Users Say Thank You to Estreeter For This Useful Post:
Old December 21st, 2016, 08:56 PM   #3398
Bill derBerg
Senior Member
 
Bill derBerg's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2016
Location: My own little reality.
Posts: 1,257
Thanks: 17,648
Thanked 18,325 Times in 1,256 Posts
Bill derBerg 50000+Bill derBerg 50000+Bill derBerg 50000+Bill derBerg 50000+Bill derBerg 50000+Bill derBerg 50000+Bill derBerg 50000+Bill derBerg 50000+Bill derBerg 50000+Bill derBerg 50000+Bill derBerg 50000+
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by ruffroundedges View Post
Possibly, I'm not sure how to ask it.





If I brought my boat into port, moored to the port side and opened a bottle of port to drink...... Would the authorities try to deport me?
Yes, you'll be deported to Port-ugal.
Bill derBerg is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 13 Users Say Thank You to Bill derBerg For This Useful Post:
Old December 21st, 2016, 10:59 PM   #3399
trailmaster
Veteran Member
 
trailmaster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA
Posts: 59,904
Thanks: 1,329,100
Thanked 707,286 Times in 60,078 Posts
trailmaster 2500000+trailmaster 2500000+trailmaster 2500000+trailmaster 2500000+trailmaster 2500000+trailmaster 2500000+trailmaster 2500000+trailmaster 2500000+trailmaster 2500000+trailmaster 2500000+trailmaster 2500000+
Smile
Just two more days and trailmaster and cuzzyman927 can come out of hibernation!!
trailmaster is online now   Reply With Quote
The Following 14 Users Say Thank You to trailmaster For This Useful Post:
Old December 22nd, 2016, 01:41 AM   #3400
ruffroundedges
Vintage Member
 
ruffroundedges's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention?
Posts: 5,198
Thanks: 79,034
Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts
ruffroundedges 350000+ruffroundedges 350000+ruffroundedges 350000+ruffroundedges 350000+ruffroundedges 350000+ruffroundedges 350000+ruffroundedges 350000+ruffroundedges 350000+ruffroundedges 350000+ruffroundedges 350000+ruffroundedges 350000+
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by trailmaster View Post
Just two more days and trailmaster and cuzzyman927 can come out of hibernation!!
All hands on deck. Prepare for the server to be overloaded and crash!..... All hands on deck........

__________________
Pull my finger.....

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
ruffroundedges is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 16 Users Say Thank You to ruffroundedges For This Useful Post:
Reply
Page 340 of 1121 « First 240290330331332333334335336337338339 340 341342343344345346347348349350390440840 Last »

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump




All times are GMT. The time now is 05:46 PM.


Contact Us - DMCA - Top




vBulletin Optimisation provided by vB Optimise v2.6.1 (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2024 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.