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April 24th, 2018, 11:14 PM | #33311 | |
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And would it mean your wife or partner was cheating on you every time she [or he] let you get your leg over ? What if she enjoyed the transplanted second hand dong more than she did your original equipment? |
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April 25th, 2018, 08:45 AM | #33312 | |
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/1787030.stm https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...ld_your_sperm/ Edit: A few further thoughts: Would you be able to claim child support from the dead man's estate? (his crown jewels?). How would the child feel when he grew up and his real father was dead? (like a bastard, born out of wedlock?) Last edited by judy84; April 25th, 2018 at 02:40 PM.. |
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April 25th, 2018, 12:15 PM | #33313 |
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What work. My wife swears blind that if there was any work involved women would have to do it themselves.
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April 25th, 2018, 03:19 PM | #33314 |
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How to disarm an armed knobhead
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-l...nterrey-mexico I hope they smacked the good for nothing lazy retard good and proper before they handed the worthless piece of shit over to the police.
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April 25th, 2018, 03:53 PM | #33315 |
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Quite so! But there are probably a few men who wouldn't mind having Peter North or Danny D's tool replacing their own, knowing it had been inside hundreds, or maybe thousands of rather desirable porn stars. You might consider having it as more or less some sort of status symbol, especially if it worked really well? You might want to take it out now and then, just to look at it! Women might be lining up to inspect it!
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April 25th, 2018, 03:58 PM | #33316 |
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You do know that Peter North and Danny D have made Gay porn, right?
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April 25th, 2018, 04:01 PM | #33317 |
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Size is not everything, I read something a few years ago that women tended to lie about the size of a man's member as the bigger the better, but most said it was uncomfortable and preferred medium size so unless you suffer from micropenis where it doesn't get bigger than say 3 inches you should be fine. The porn industry are guilty of giving men a complex over what size you should be rather than not worrying about what size you actually are and I suspect that women feel the same about the size of their breasts thinking that just because a famous model or film star has bigger ones, they need to do the same but there some models who go to huge sizes and just make themselves look ridiculous. Has anyone ever heard of a man augmenting his penis with implants?
It would better to concentrate more on telling men how to satisfy their women with the size they have and to hell with porn stars and their big ones - Danny D is a twat anyway yet he managed to marry beautiful Sophia Knight! |
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April 25th, 2018, 04:24 PM | #33318 |
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April 25th, 2018, 04:57 PM | #33319 |
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Women always prefer a big fat wallet.
Researchers at Gachon University in Korea discovered that the difference in length between a man's ring finger and index finger indicated the length of a penis. So the shorter the ring finger is compared to the index finger, the bigger the penis.... Here's mine, let's see yours!!! [Excuse the filthy hands - I've been working on the car!] |
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April 25th, 2018, 05:22 PM | #33320 |
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