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June 23rd, 2017, 09:20 PM	#2321
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Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,119 Thanks: 449,720 Thanked 896,783 Times in 60,319 Posts	4079 Wanna do something fun open the bedside table drawer, there a nice toy in there, looks like a dagger, feels like a dagger __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 24th, 2017, 07:14 PM	#2324
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June 24th, 2017, 08:43 PM	#2325
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