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March 25th, 2017, 08:09 PM | #2151 | |
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March 27th, 2017, 11:30 AM | #2152 |
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3076: Lets face it sweetheart you're not the brightest light bulb in the package, you're 5 cans short of a 6-pack, I've got floor mops better looking then your hair, you smell like low tide in the Louisiana swamps, your breath could stop a locomotive, your skin could sand the barnacles off the bottom of a ship, and Jimmy Durante's nose looks like a pimple compared to yours!
Now, would you like to hear your bad qualities??
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March 28th, 2017, 08:47 AM | #2153 |
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3077 No, this won't be a one night stand as I don't even plan on being here 15 minutes from now, it's gotta be a whole night to qualify as one
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March 28th, 2017, 08:50 AM | #2154 |
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3078. Is that your pet Alsatian in the next room? Can we make him watch?
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March 31st, 2017, 09:02 PM | #2155 |
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3079: Honest dear, I don't know how that lipstick got on my dick!
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April 1st, 2017, 03:09 AM | #2156 | |
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3079a "don't be silly.. it doesn't even look like the same color the girl sucking my dick right now is wearing, so.. H E L L O... it's certainly not HERS!!.." - - -
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April 1st, 2017, 05:06 PM | #2157 |
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3080 ~ Have you any idea how beautiful you are ? . Oh good. Because you`re not.
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April 1st, 2017, 05:32 PM | #2158 |
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3081 Where are my car's keys?
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April 2nd, 2017, 01:33 PM | #2159 |
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3082 It's my ambition to drive you to lesbianism ..... But even they'd find you ugly
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April 3rd, 2017, 04:11 PM | #2160 |
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Hell yes I asked first. Like all of you I`m a V.E.F gent too
3083 ~ Know I haven't got a coaster only do you mind if I balance my beer on your arse ?
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