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Old May 3rd, 2017, 10:32 PM   #771
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Never have I ever made a citizen's arrest of a policeman

Never have I ever not pulled over my car when an emergency vehicle is coming from the other direction

Never have I ever crashed into my building parking lot gate

Never have I ever eaten cooked goose
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Never have I ever:

- begged for change with a hat

- answered the question "Do I look fat?"

- gotten lost when I had a map.
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Old May 4th, 2017, 10:10 PM   #773
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Never have I ever gotten fat

Never have I ever gotten to my correct weight for my height

Never have I ever worn bell bottoms

Never have I ever liked wearing denim aka blue jeans
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Never have I ever hated a DC reboot as much I do Rebirth.
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made so many "Star Wars" posts in one day.

- thought my growing waist line was OK.

- been buried alive in Pompeii.
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Never have I ever suffered from migraine headaches

Never have I ever gotten the bends(decompression syndrome)

Never have I ever broken a foot

Never have I ever broken a hand
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Never have I ever bulldozed a greenhouse full of Canabis. (Much more than this...I did it my way.)

Never have I ever witnessed or participated in a threesome.
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Never have I ever eaten a decent cooked frozen pizza

Never have I ever drunk so much coffee that it kept me awake all night

Never have I ever eaten every different kind of Dunkin Donut

Never have I ever tried every different kind of candy bar(I once tried, but there are just too many)
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Never have I ever acted upon my dreams ,how I would kill my boss
Never have i ever put semtex in a pen
........................................under a loo seat
........................................in his turkey roll
........................................in a jar of lube
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Never have I ever acted upon my dreams ,how I would kill my boss
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- Shot a man with an umbrella gun.

- Driven a TR7 submarine.

- Spoken as smooth as Mr Connery
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