One Thing You Would Like Fellow members to Know About Yourself - Page 7

**ruffroundedges** · May 22nd, 2017, 09:37 PM

In 1984 I left half of my big toe from my right foot at corner 3 of Syracuse International Speedway.
But for three laps I pushed the world champion.

**rosestone** · July 18th, 2017, 07:36 AM

I'm only alive as a result of a murder by islamic extremists.

Before she married my father, my mother was engaged to a guy who was posted to the middle east. While he was there, he was abducted by a group of jihadists, held hostage, and eventually shot. If that hadn't happened, my mother would have married him and not my father, and I would never have been born.

**Roubignol** · July 20th, 2017, 10:03 PM

There were 3 very strong spermatozoïds swimming in front of me.
I took a little flask of steroid hidden in a secret pocket of my wet suit, drunk it and I overpassed my opponents just on the finish line. It's like that I fertilized my lovely ovula.

If I knew what would be this life, I'd have let the flask in my pocket and let one of these guys won the race.

MaxJoker · October 3rd, 2017, 01:46 PM

I was once on Oprah

Lazy bitch just laid there

Estreeter · October 3rd, 2017, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by xyzde69

There were 3 very strong spermatozoïds swimming in front of me.
I took a little flask of steroid hidden in a secret pocket of my wet suit, drunk it and I overpassed my opponents just on the finish line. It's like that I fertilized my lovely ovula.

If I knew what would be this life, I'd have let the flask in my pocket and let one of these guys won the race.

Oh yeah !!! well I can beat that, I want everybody to know I have never owned or worn pink thongs (flip flops for the Yanks), now that's truly worth not knowing, just felt you should

time_killer · October 3rd, 2017, 03:01 PM

I surf for porn at work so technically, I get paid to do it.

**ball7** · October 3rd, 2017, 07:54 PM

I can see you

**wimbo77** · October 12th, 2017, 03:06 PM

I watch Neighbours and record it on occasion sometimes

Estreeter · October 12th, 2017, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by wimbo77

I watch Neighbours and record it on occasion sometimes

Is that still on TV ???

**wimbo77** · October 12th, 2017, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Is that still on TV ???

Still going here in the Uk. Only recently the episodes are up to date like the Australian broadcasts are unless it's been axed ? I only watch it for a laugh. Cheesy as f*** at times.

May 22nd, 2017, 09:37 PM	#61
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,991 Times in 5,282 Posts	Ever done the "elbow crawl" back to your bike???? In 1984 I left half of my big toe from my right foot at corner 3 of Syracuse International Speedway. But for three laps I pushed the world champion. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 20th, 2017, 10:03 PM	#63
Roubignol Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Mice Planet Posts: 3,882 Thanks: 15,974 Thanked 29,726 Times in 3,826 Posts	There were 3 very strong spermatozoïds swimming in front of me. I took a little flask of steroid hidden in a secret pocket of my wet suit, drunk it and I overpassed my opponents just on the finish line. It's like that I fertilized my lovely ovula. If I knew what would be this life, I'd have let the flask in my pocket and let one of these guys won the race. Last edited by Roubignol; July 20th, 2017 at 10:22 PM..

October 3rd, 2017, 01:46 PM	#64
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,386 Times in 69,067 Posts	One Thing You Would Like Fellow members to Know About Yourself I was once on Oprah Lazy bitch just laid there __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 3rd, 2017, 03:01 PM	#66
time_killer Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: USA Posts: 442 Thanks: 8,246 Thanked 3,601 Times in 366 Posts	I surf for porn at work so technically, I get paid to do it. __________________ looking for pics & fakes of Nancy Kovack, Elvira, Lynda Carter, Stella Stevens, Dawn Wells, Mitzi Gaynor, Lilly Munster, Dolly Parton, Tina Louise, Pat Priest, Adrienne Barbeau,

October 12th, 2017, 03:06 PM	#68
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	I watch Neighbours and record it on occasion sometimes __________________

July 18th, 2017, 07:36 AM	#62
rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,952 Times in 2,261 Posts	I'm only alive as a result of a murder by islamic extremists. Before she married my father, my mother was engaged to a guy who was posted to the middle east. While he was there, he was abducted by a group of jihadists, held hostage, and eventually shot. If that hadn't happened, my mother would have married him and not my father, and I would never have been born.

October 3rd, 2017, 07:54 PM	#67
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,687 Thanks: 66,267 Thanked 209,952 Times in 15,727 Posts	I can see you

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