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Old February 12th, 2017, 11:07 PM   #2991
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God as my witness I will never buy tickets for the Rose Bowl off Craig's List again!
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God as my witness I will never buy tickets for the Rose Bowl off Craig's List again!
John's complaining wife was always telling him that his shits don't smell like roses ... here's proof to the contrary.
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Keep your toilet smelling like roses with the all new Bouquet of BogRoses! And they'll tickle your bollocks!


Any ideas for the 3 hotties below? (My one is: "Should have gone to SpecSavers"
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A record number of customer complaints forced Dr. Pooterpacker to move his clinic to the "rear" of the restaurant after only one day.
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A record number of customer complaints forced Dr. Pooterpacker to move his clinic to the "rear" of the restaurant after only one day.
Believe me sis, don't turn around because you don't wanna know where that soy sauce came from!
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+ 12 beers. Thank you.
Don't laugh, they SELL all legally I ask, I am JUST a consumer.
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