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Old February 2nd, 2017, 09:26 PM   #2941
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Old February 2nd, 2017, 11:21 PM   #2942
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What are you looking at me like that for, I'm doing my bit to keep the unemployment rate down -- and besides it sure beats sleeping outside in that cold doghouse!
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"Excuse me, do you have any Jack Russell Daniels?"
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Hey Hank.

Remember the time you told me you were taking me to the "dog park" ? I woke up at home with no balls?

Karma motherfucker!
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