The corrupt a wish game

[bowlinggreen]

Wish granted, but the bud has magical properties, being fertilized from a magical story.

After a few hits, you pass out. When you wake up, you feel strange. You look down at yourself and see - tits and a pussy. You have become a woman.

You try to escape the island, but are captured by natives and kept around as a sex toy. Many years later, a passing freighter pulls in and they take you aboard. But the freighter is crewed by Arabs, so many more years of raping follow. Finally you manage to jump ship in the Mediterranean. Old, fat and ugly by now, you spend the remainder of your days cleaning toilets in a waterfront dive and go home to your old fat and ugly lesbian partner at night.

I wish I could kiss a frog and have it turn into a beautiful female erotic model who would serve all my sexual needs for years and years in gratitude.

[trailmaster]

Wish granted, however, the frog you decided to kiss is the Pickeral frog the only poisonous frog in the U.S. It's secretions don't kill but produce extreme skin irritation. When you kissed it, it turned into a woman who had a beautiful face but the body of an old hag, with old wrinkled drooping skin on her arms, flat boobs with skin cancers all over them, spindly dry legs with scaly skin and hands with stubby swollen fingers. She grabbed at you, but you were so disgusted that you suffered a massive heart attack, and a blood embolism in your lungs. Even as you were dying the scabby women was all over you.


I wish for a mild winter for 2016/2017

[bowlinggreen]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Wish granted, however, the frog you decided to kiss is the Pickeral frog the only poisonous frog in the U.S. It's secretions don't kill but produce extreme skin irritation. When you kissed it, it turned into a woman who had a beautiful face but the body of an old hag, with old wrinkled drooping skin on her arms, flat boobs with skin cancers all over them, spindly dry legs with scaly skin and hands with stubby swollen fingers. She grabbed at you, but you were so disgusted that you suffered a massive heart attack, and a blood embolism in your lungs. Even as you were dying the scabby women was all over you.


I wish for a mild winter for 2016/2017

You didn't corrupt my wish properly. I said BEAUTIFUL erotic model. You have to start with the beautiful model and go from there.

But I'll grant your wish.

The next winter is the mildest one on record. So mild in fact that it doesn't snow at all, just rains a bit.

Because of this, germs that are normally dormant or confined to southern areas spread north. A new type of superbug evolves, and by April people are dying from it in great numbers. You look out your window one day to see nothing on your street but corpses here and there. You wait to catch it and die, but never do, and have to wander though a desolate America scavenging cans of food.

I wish I was having a romantic fling with Kiera Knightley.

[Bill derBerg]

Originally Posted by bowlinggreen

....

I wish I was having a romantic fling with Kiera Knightley.

Granted. You and Keira Knightley are having a wild and passionate affair. Getting together is easy as you live in adjoining rooms at Broadmoor Hospital. She is dating Napoleon and you're dating the person who holds the record for most LSD ever consumed. Previously, she was a bus driver from Leeds. Now she is Keira Knightley, a name given to her by the talking garden gnome that gives her advice and nasty ideas.

I wish I could sing like Roy Orbison, play guitar like Chet Atkins and dance like Elvis.

[bowlinggreen]

Wish granted, you are a star musician made of polygons and TGA textures who is a target for assassination in the next Hitman game.

I wish for 100 million dollars.

[Sir Honkers]

Originally Posted by bowlinggreen

I wish for 100 million dollars.

Granted. Languishing in your prison cell for tax evasion, you give the 100 million dollars to Goose, knowing, that as with the gold from your sunken treasure ship, he will keep it safe until the day you are released.
I wish for bowlinggreen to die in prison.

[trailmaster]

You can't wish for a member of VEF to die so your wish is canceled( Remember the rules!)


I wish I had a car that used water as fuel. Then I would never have to pay for gas again.

[old alal]

Granted, you have a car that uses water as fuel. Unfortunately it simply doesn't work. You have to push it everywhere you go!

I wish I could sell the water for fuel car to many, many more mugs

[palo5]

Originally Posted by old alal

I wish I could sell the water for fuel car to many, many more mugs

Wish granted. Unfortunately, one of the mugs is the world heavyweight boxing champ. He gives you such an evil look that you nearly have a heart attack

I wish my colleague will hug me when I give her a small gift on Monday

[bowlinggreen]

Originally Posted by loosegoose

I wish for bowlinggreen to die in prison.

Originally Posted by palo5

I wish my colleague will hug me when I give her a small gift on Monday

Wish granted. But you notice that she is unusually strong, and she looks into your eyes, and whispers, "A few years ago, I used to be a man."

Stricken with grief, you watch as she leaves work with her newest boyfriend, loosegoose, who hasn't tumbled to her secret yet. He discovers it later that night, but she holds him down and proceeds to make him lick "her" surgically made vagina.

I wish loosegoose would start having strange feelings after his interlude with palo's colleague and decide to "transition" to a woman.