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Old August 7th, 2016, 08:59 PM   #2421
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Out of the goodness of my heart, I let you in

and now you are just taking the piss

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I suppose something about a boner would be too obvious a caption?
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Enough already with the sexy antics and just bring me my damn beer,
the 3rd quarter is about to start!
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Hey buddy, Could you pour some water here, again?

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A couple of minutes in the cold draught from the fridge, will perk up the girls
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I'm a secret Lemonade drinker...

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Laura heard that if temperature is lowered in the house you can save money.
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