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**L00N** · April 21st, 2014, 01:33 AM

For Norbert.
Please understand this is
Norbert in about 15 to 20 years.
(The future Norbert is pretty much
a hard ass, weathered from the
daily troubles here on VEF.)
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**L00N** · April 21st, 2014, 02:15 AM

For exfarmer.
There's a reason he's an ex-farmer.
"Tourette Rooster!!"
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**effCup** · April 21st, 2014, 05:02 AM

Probably too easy to play guessing games, isn't it?

Lurking among the agave... looking for a sweet drink/to eat?

Yup, your fur passes inspection as clean & tidy, front & back. Lickin' good.

Can't make up your mind which colour boxers to wear? Try both for size.

That's the beauty of a fur coat: you only have to moult twice a year. Should have it licked on a daily basis.

Half-tempted to forward this one to E!/his girlfriend.

Nah, there's prob'ly someone more-befitting.

**NIN** · April 21st, 2014, 10:51 AM

Wishing Max A Happy Heathster

**NIN** · April 21st, 2014, 11:05 AM

and a Happy Eastreeter

**NIN** · April 21st, 2014, 11:32 AM

For our resident Gif-meister, L00N, destroying the boundarys

Dimitri Yar has his own aftershave,

and a little kitty relaxation for Almero ...

**effCup** · April 21st, 2014, 12:44 PM

I don't want to pick on nobody--ach! Double negs., they catch me out every time

--so this one is for sharing between Nobody1 and bigbobnobody. Actually, there's a whole stack of other 'nobody' members lurking on vef--42 more, at last count--but most of them are non- or minimally-contributing, so... perhaps they're just aptly named?

T-shirts are usually obligatory in these things, so let's not start there

... or a bad Santa?

Is this the reason for the sad face?:

But does

really need a

at all?

To whom is your question undressed?

I think the headgear's essential though, don't you?

Fortunately,

Or a

Nobody's that well-read

but I'm not sure Vertigo Comics ever made any sequels.

What I said was,

on an amber light, unless they want to get run-over like some no-body.

Where? When? Didn't see you there, sorry. Gotta fly!

Nobody makes a song-&-dance about nobody

That's because

Hmm, is nobody really that easy?

OK, OK, I heard it the first time.

Stop shining those lights in my eyes!

No-name actors playing no-account characters screened in empty theatres?

I don't wish to harm anybody,

but (real) chocolate is always... er, usually welcome. Gimme, gimme!

So what's your poison, nobody?

Don't tell me nobody's purrfect.

Excuse me! Which way to the gents? I think I'm going to be... [soundblanket]

Nobody can fault that logic.

Oh really? I thought

... or is it that anybody nose nothing? Didn't there use to be a party called the Know Nothings? Well, I dunno...

Who cares? ... um, doesn't he?

Hadn't given it a thought.

Well, perhaps he's just really good at faking it?

Surely nobody still has a hang-up about Nat King Cole?

Do I spy a wrinkle in your logic or just a winkle? Oh right, at that size a cockle it is, then.

You're big enough now to leave the toilet seat down when you're finished.

Yeah, of course! That must be right.

So, does nobody even vote these days?

Hmm... aren't we all?

What? Too long? But it's a double-feature...

**davidvodka** · April 21st, 2014, 02:04 PM

This one for ULI1234

**davidvodka** · April 21st, 2014, 02:08 PM

This one for LOON

**davidvodka** · April 21st, 2014, 02:19 PM

This one for our writer Amantpoche , not Amantproche or Amantposh...

Still searching something suitable for NIN and ERDNUSS
a suivre...

April 21st, 2014, 01:33 AM	#1001
L00N L0st Horiz0N Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 7,137 Thanks: 71,942 Thanked 114,645 Times in 7,225 Posts	For Norbert. Please understand this is Norbert in about 15 to 20 years. (The future Norbert is pretty much a hard ass, weathered from the daily troubles here on VEF.) gif(t) __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by L00N; April 21st, 2014 at 03:13 AM..

April 21st, 2014, 02:15 AM	#1002
L00N L0st Horiz0N Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 7,137 Thanks: 71,942 Thanked 114,645 Times in 7,225 Posts	For exfarmer. There's a reason he's an ex-farmer. "Tourette Rooster!!" gif(t) __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by L00N; April 22nd, 2014 at 07:36 PM..

April 21st, 2014, 10:51 AM	#1004
NIN Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,823 Thanks: 200,569 Thanked 131,967 Times in 9,045 Posts	Exthuse My Listhp Wishing Max A Happy Heathster

April 21st, 2014, 11:05 AM	#1005
NIN Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,823 Thanks: 200,569 Thanked 131,967 Times in 9,045 Posts	I'll get my coat now .. and a Happy Eastreeter

April 21st, 2014, 11:32 AM	#1006
NIN Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,823 Thanks: 200,569 Thanked 131,967 Times in 9,045 Posts	3 in 1 & I promise I've stopped now For our resident Gif-meister, L00N, destroying the boundarys Dimitri Yar has his own aftershave, and a little kitty relaxation for Almero ...

April 21st, 2014, 05:02 AM	#1003
effCup *Vintage Idiot* Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: History Posts: 22,138 Thanks: 226,735 Thanked 356,811 Times in 21,633 Posts	Probably too easy to play guessing games, isn't it? Lurking among the agave... looking for a sweet drink/to eat? Yup, your fur passes inspection as clean & tidy, front & back. Lickin' good. Can't make up your mind which colour boxers to wear? Try both for size. That's the beauty of a fur coat: you only have to moult twice a year. Should have it licked on a daily basis. Half-tempted to forward this one to E!/his girlfriend. Nah, there's prob'ly someone more-befitting.

April 21st, 2014, 12:44 PM	#1007
effCup *Vintage Idiot* Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: History Posts: 22,138 Thanks: 226,735 Thanked 356,811 Times in 21,633 Posts	I don't want to pick on nobody--ach! Double negs., they catch me out every time--so this one is for sharing between Nobody1 and bigbobnobody. Actually, there's a whole stack of other 'nobody' members lurking on vef--42 more, at last count--but most of them are non- or minimally-contributing, so... perhaps they're just aptly named? T-shirts are usually obligatory in these things, so let's not start there ... or a bad Santa? Is this the reason for the sad face?: But does really need a at all? To whom is your question undressed? I think the headgear's essential though, don't you? Fortunately, Or a Nobody's that well-read but I'm not sure Vertigo Comics ever made any sequels. What I said was, on an amber light, unless they want to get run-over like some no-body. Where? When? Didn't see you there, sorry. Gotta fly! Nobody makes a song-&-dance about nobody That's because Hmm, is nobody really that easy? OK, OK, I heard it the first time. Stop shining those lights in my eyes! No-name actors playing no-account characters screened in empty theatres? I don't wish to harm anybody, but (real) chocolate is always... er, usually welcome. Gimme, gimme! So what's your poison, nobody? Don't tell me nobody's purrfect. Excuse me! Which way to the gents? I think I'm going to be... [soundblanket] Nobody can fault that logic. Oh really? I thought ... or is it that anybody nose nothing? Didn't there use to be a party called the Know Nothings? Well, I dunno... Who cares? ... um, doesn't he? Hadn't given it a thought. Well, perhaps he's just really good at faking it? Surely nobody still has a hang-up about Nat King Cole? Do I spy a wrinkle in your logic or just a winkle? Oh right, at that size a cockle it is, then. You're big enough now to leave the toilet seat down when you're finished. Yeah, of course! That must be right. So, does nobody even vote these days? Hmm... aren't we all? What? Too long? But it's a double-feature...

April 21st, 2014, 02:04 PM	#1008
davidvodka Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Le dîner de cons Posts: 4,205 Thanks: 34,616 Thanked 86,466 Times in 4,281 Posts	uli12345 This one for ULI1234 __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 21st, 2014, 02:08 PM	#1009
davidvodka Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Le dîner de cons Posts: 4,205 Thanks: 34,616 Thanked 86,466 Times in 4,281 Posts	our ex-girlfriend.... This one for LOON __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 21st, 2014, 02:19 PM	#1010
davidvodka Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Le dîner de cons Posts: 4,205 Thanks: 34,616 Thanked 86,466 Times in 4,281 Posts	Amantpoche This one for our writer Amantpoche , not Amantproche or Amantposh... Still searching something suitable for NIN and ERDNUSS a suivre... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by davidvodka; April 21st, 2014 at 02:50 PM..