The VEF Members Novel

Estreeter · February 24th, 2011, 12:57 PM

OK boys and girls

I've been playing with this idea for a while and that's to start a thread where it becomes a novel, written by all the perverts here........I'll start it, and the next poster continues whichever way they like............It just may become a bestseller one day

, after we're dead and buried and miss out on any royalties

It was a dark and stormy night , The wind, rain and thunder kept me home. To pass the time I was lying in front of the fireplace with my computer and keeping in touch with friends and members when a bolt of lightening struck and knocked the power out. The house was dark and had an eerie feel, just the shadows of objects on the walls at the next lightening strike. Suddenly, with an almighty bang the front door of the house was ripped off it's hinges and too my horror, standing there was..........................

PS. This my or may not be based on actual events

**Greenman** · February 24th, 2011, 03:44 PM

...a tall dark figure, wearing a long coat and wide-brimmed hat, dripping water all over the porch. "Can I come in and use your phone-mine is dead,!" said the figure. I looked up and as he came into the light, I could see his face was gnarled, like some animal had clawed at it, a scar was diagonal to his left cheek and his eyes had a scared look about them, as he had been frightened by something. I made a gesture for him to enter and he came forward dripping water all over the floor. I got up and went to take his coat. It was sopping wet and I hung it up on a clothes peg near the door-at least any water would be outside not in.
"Would you like a drink,?" I asked crossing the floor towards him. He looked cold.
"Yes, that's most kind of you-what do you have?"
I reeled off a load of different drinks I had in the house. "Well, there's orange juice, coke, green tea, cranberry juice, whisky, gin & cherry brandy," there had to be something there he'd like.
"Whisky please, it's such a cold night and that should warm me up a bit."
I showed him a chair near the fire and he stomped forward in his wet shoes and then collapsed into the chair. I made him a whisky and brought it over to the table. I bought a few candles over from the kitchen and lit them, so at least we could see each other. It was as I sat down I noticed something that nearly turned my blood cold...

**Mal Hombre** · February 24th, 2011, 05:59 PM

It was Greenskull standing in the doorway large as life, the lamplight glinting in His souless green eyes,His lips stretched tight in a pitiless grin as He surveyed My guest."Well " He said "I found You at last,Did You really think You could do what You did and just walk away?The stranger seemed transfixed by that hypnotic green stare,as Greenskull approached Him,stopped barely a foot away and in a voice that was quiet but menacing said "It's time.......

**Office Boy** · February 24th, 2011, 06:41 PM

to visit the VEF.' And off we went into the other room to find the computer on the table already switched on. But I noticed that I had walked into the room first, and he was behind me. I turned round, and he was holding........

February 24th, 2011, 06:46 PM

........ tablers hand, and although they both looked slightly embarassed, one look told you that they were totally smitten with each other. Before I could utter a word tabler looked me straight in the eye and said..........

**tabler** · February 24th, 2011, 07:53 PM

Hah...You imposter. You are not GreenMAN...your that evil GreenSKULL. You are only half the man he is, you could never satisfy me, he is the only one that can. You are more matched to the evil dictator Inglorious and his band of moderating evil henchmen and their plot to take over the world by any means, using their special powers of...

**Sir Spender** · February 24th, 2011, 08:04 PM

Ah yes, but whilst I `m only half the man , I`m also half the woman.
Is it my left half or right half you wonder, or the top half or bottom half ?
If you follow me downstairs I will show you something that i guarantee you have never seen before.
And so they both went............

Estreeter · February 24th, 2011, 11:40 PM

....Whilst walking down the stairs to the basement, we stopped momentarily at a cell. From deep inside the very dimly lit cell you could hear the groans and screams of banned members, it was horrible but not as horrible as what cell was coming next....the She-male dungeon was next.............

**keefriff** · February 24th, 2011, 11:55 PM

"Not the dreaded Vintage She Male dungeon" yelled Tabler. They both jumped back in fear and disgust as a cage full of post-op tranny's clawed at them through the cell bars. "For the love of Cliff Richard we need to escape!" Greenskull screamed to Tabs. "Now's our chance." And with that, Greenskull reached into his pocket and pulled out........

**tabler** · February 25th, 2011, 12:10 AM

....his Geordie translater that said "ahhh haway man, give me a fucking break, I'm running out of KY jelly?"...

February 24th, 2011, 12:57 PM	#1
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,108 Thanks: 449,642 Thanked 896,744 Times in 60,308 Posts	The VEF Members Novel OK boys and girls I've been playing with this idea for a while and that's to start a thread where it becomes a novel, written by all the perverts here........I'll start it, and the next poster continues whichever way they like............It just may become a bestseller one day , after we're dead and buried and miss out on any royalties It was a dark and stormy night , The wind, rain and thunder kept me home. To pass the time I was lying in front of the fireplace with my computer and keeping in touch with friends and members when a bolt of lightening struck and knocked the power out. The house was dark and had an eerie feel, just the shadows of objects on the walls at the next lightening strike. Suddenly, with an almighty bang the front door of the house was ripped off it's hinges and too my horror, standing there was.......................... PS. This my or may not be based on actual events __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 24th, 2011, 03:44 PM	#2
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,508 Times in 19,356 Posts	...a tall dark figure, wearing a long coat and wide-brimmed hat, dripping water all over the porch. "Can I come in and use your phone-mine is dead,!" said the figure. I looked up and as he came into the light, I could see his face was gnarled, like some animal had clawed at it, a scar was diagonal to his left cheek and his eyes had a scared look about them, as he had been frightened by something. I made a gesture for him to enter and he came forward dripping water all over the floor. I got up and went to take his coat. It was sopping wet and I hung it up on a clothes peg near the door-at least any water would be outside not in. "Would you like a drink,?" I asked crossing the floor towards him. He looked cold. "Yes, that's most kind of you-what do you have?" I reeled off a load of different drinks I had in the house. "Well, there's orange juice, coke, green tea, cranberry juice, whisky, gin & cherry brandy," there had to be something there he'd like. "Whisky please, it's such a cold night and that should warm me up a bit." I showed him a chair near the fire and he stomped forward in his wet shoes and then collapsed into the chair. I made him a whisky and brought it over to the table. I bought a few candles over from the kitchen and lit them, so at least we could see each other. It was as I sat down I noticed something that nearly turned my blood cold... __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

February 24th, 2011, 05:59 PM	#3
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,635 Thanked 855,651 Times in 57,562 Posts	It was Greenskull standing in the doorway large as life, the lamplight glinting in His souless green eyes,His lips stretched tight in a pitiless grin as He surveyed My guest."Well " He said "I found You at last,Did You really think You could do what You did and just walk away?The stranger seemed transfixed by that hypnotic green stare,as Greenskull approached Him,stopped barely a foot away and in a voice that was quiet but menacing said "It's time....... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 24th, 2011, 06:41 PM	#4
Office Boy Former Staff Join Date: May 2008 Location: in the office upstairs Posts: 1,415 Thanks: 6,048 Thanked 40,263 Times in 1,357 Posts	to visit the VEF.' And off we went into the other room to find the computer on the table already switched on. But I noticed that I had walked into the room first, and he was behind me. I turned round, and he was holding........ __________________ DON'T TREAD ON ME.

February 24th, 2011, 07:53 PM	#6
tabler Comfortably Numb Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St James Park Posts: 7,028 Thanks: 112,506 Thanked 146,054 Times in 8,009 Posts	Hah...You imposter. You are not GreenMAN...your that evil GreenSKULL. You are only half the man he is, you could never satisfy me, he is the only one that can. You are more matched to the evil dictator Inglorious and his band of moderating evil henchmen and their plot to take over the world by any means, using their special powers of... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *Velcome to zee Forum. You must obey zee rules!*

February 24th, 2011, 06:46 PM	#5
Inglorious Guest Posts: n/a	........ tablers hand, and although they both looked slightly embarassed, one look told you that they were totally smitten with each other. Before I could utter a word tabler looked me straight in the eye and said..........

February 24th, 2011, 08:04 PM	#7
Sir Spender Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: 50, Shades Greyer,Smutville,UK Posts: 1,870 Thanks: 37,149 Thanked 66,693 Times in 1,869 Posts	Ah yes, but whilst I `m only half the man , I`m also half the woman. Is it my left half or right half you wonder, or the top half or bottom half ? If you follow me downstairs I will show you something that i guarantee you have never seen before. And so they both went............

February 24th, 2011, 11:40 PM	#8
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,108 Thanks: 449,642 Thanked 896,744 Times in 60,308 Posts	....Whilst walking down the stairs to the basement, we stopped momentarily at a cell. From deep inside the very dimly lit cell you could hear the groans and screams of banned members, it was horrible but not as horrible as what cell was coming next....the She-male dungeon was next............. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 24th, 2011, 11:55 PM	#9
keefriff Torn and Frayed Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: The 612 Posts: 7,025 Thanks: 79,624 Thanked 131,515 Times in 5,993 Posts	"Not the dreaded Vintage She Male dungeon" yelled Tabler. They both jumped back in fear and disgust as a cage full of post-op tranny's clawed at them through the cell bars. "For the love of Cliff Richard we need to escape!" Greenskull screamed to Tabs. "Now's our chance." And with that, Greenskull reached into his pocket and pulled out........ __________________ You Can't Always Get What You Want But If You Follow To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. You Just Might Find You Get What You Need To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 25th, 2011, 12:10 AM	#10
tabler Comfortably Numb Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St James Park Posts: 7,028 Thanks: 112,506 Thanked 146,054 Times in 8,009 Posts	....his Geordie translater that said "ahhh haway man, give me a fucking break, I'm running out of KY jelly?"... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *Velcome to zee Forum. You must obey zee rules!*

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