Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member - Page 334

**Mal Hombre** · July 28th, 2018, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by palo5

Estreeter owns a luxury yacht called Anali Amore Impulsivissimo (which no one understands in Australia)

Every weekend he calls his pal Trailmaster, and they invite permissive girls for anal-only orgies. It's said they wipe their johnsons on the bedsheets & curtains, and much cleaning of "brown stains" is required

That's why they call Him the "Rear Admiral"..

**fatrat1** · July 28th, 2018, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

That's why they call Him the "Rear Admiral"..

Trailmaster is his Petty sorry Pretty Officer

chromax · July 28th, 2018, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by ball7

Sam Spade is the Yoko Ono of this board

Can you please tell him to stop singing once and for all? His sharp Jap voice tortures my testicles. Thanks.

Estreeter · July 28th, 2018, 12:12 PM

Silicone Carne

Stands in front of a full length mirror and sings Celine Dion songs

**Greenman** · July 28th, 2018, 03:54 PM

Estreeter wanted Uluru(Ayers Rock) for his own garden rockery but they didnt want him to chip away at it.

**palo5** · July 28th, 2018, 04:05 PM

Some time ago Chromax signed up for a part in a porn movie. But he didn't read the contract very closely at all. When he turned up for the shoot, he found out it was an animal-porn movie. It's not known if he performed anyway

chromax · July 28th, 2018, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

Some time ago Chromax signed up for a part in a porn movie. But he didn't read the contract very closely at all. When he turned up for the shoot, he found out it was an animal-porn movie. It's not known if he performed anyway

The payday was huge so I did, disguised as a horse.

**Greenman** · July 28th, 2018, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by chromax

The payday was huge so I did, disguised as a horse.

Of course we know the real things that actually happened.
You felt sheepish, made a pig of yourself with the free catering and after horsing around looked a right cock(erel) acting the goat(who probably had better lines) and in the end you were cowed, and ducked out with everyone yelling sow-long!

**ball7** · July 28th, 2018, 07:37 PM

Greenman once starred in a Troma movie modelled on the story of Swan Lake. The movie was called Bloody Fowl Lake

chromax · July 28th, 2018, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenman

Of course we know the real things that actually happened.
You felt sheepish, made a pig of yourself with the free catering and after horsing around looked a right cock(erel) acting the goat(who probably had better lines) and in the end you were cowed, and ducked out with everyone yelling sow-long!

I had the pleasure to meet Greenman in a previous scene, he acted as a nasty mare in heat and I was the 40-inched stallion. After being bred for the twentieth time he asked for more and two real gorillas had to finish the dirty job.

July 28th, 2018, 12:12 PM	#3334
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July 28th, 2018, 03:54 PM	#3335
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July 28th, 2018, 04:05 PM	#3336
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,661 Times in 16,567 Posts	Some time ago Chromax signed up for a part in a porn movie. But he didn't read the contract very closely at all. When he turned up for the shoot, he found out it was an animal-porn movie. It's not known if he performed anyway

July 28th, 2018, 07:37 PM	#3339
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,713 Thanks: 66,355 Thanked 210,205 Times in 15,753 Posts	Greenman once starred in a Troma movie modelled on the story of Swan Lake. The movie was called Bloody Fowl Lake