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July 13th, 2018, 10:07 AM | #3261 |
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jokerman steals womens clothes off washing lines, feels guilty about it and then replaces what he stole with his own unwashed though.
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July 13th, 2018, 10:24 AM | #3262 |
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That you have asked photo's of don't ask me again palo5 has them
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July 13th, 2018, 12:48 PM | #3263 |
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palo5 being over 200 years old was the original writer of "War and Peace", except the original title was "War, War, War, a primer for how to defeat any invaders and take over the world". The publisher was so horrified by what he read that he threw palo5 's novel in the trash and contacted Leo Tolstoy and commissioned him to write a novel about war and peace. Several days later palo5 heard about this and bombed the publisher and then had to flee the country!
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July 13th, 2018, 05:16 PM | #3264 |
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And here I thought that he was getting headers from his new boyfriend and no longer needed to play with himself.
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July 13th, 2018, 06:08 PM | #3265 |
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Brian249x is sometimes cruel, though not all would see it that way. When he sees a horrible child aggravating its mother in a supermarket, he shoots the kid's ass with a concealed bb-pistol, and suddenly the beast becomes a victim, and screams for sympathy. No physical harm is done, of course. He's not a real villain, like others here
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July 13th, 2018, 10:14 PM | #3266 |
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chromax got invited to take part in Drag Racing, then realised his mistake when he turned up in womens clothes.
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July 13th, 2018, 10:36 PM | #3267 |
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You also forgot to mention the premature ejaculation.
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July 14th, 2018, 06:48 AM | #3268 |
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Now everybody knows about Trump and Stormy, but who was the procurer at the time?
Washington Post reveals he was a VEF member whose nick begins with b and ends with 7. |
July 14th, 2018, 10:15 AM | #3269 |
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Wendigo floats.
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July 14th, 2018, 12:11 PM | #3270 |
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Sandy and Trailmaster met at a orgy.
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