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Old April 26th, 2017, 03:13 PM   #3181
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Bought her on special, $2, use by date was almost due, I should have bought 4
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Bought her on special, $2, use by date was almost due, I should have bought 4
Careful there, E., at your age, 4 of these at once could kill ya!
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I never stated what I'd do with them
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...........Because he had only one item Lars headed straight to the express lane ............................................at the checkout.
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