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January 5th, 2018, 09:21 AM	#1991
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Estreeter looks at himself adoringly in the mirror for several minutes a day. "How can they resist me?" he asks his reflection

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January 5th, 2018, 09:37 AM	#1992
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	Mal Hombre's daughter recently got married to her ex-lover Hertz. It was a shotgun wedding.

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January 5th, 2018, 11:43 AM	#1993
kelio Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ἀλήθεια Posts: 14,171 Thanks: 300,248 Thanked 336,479 Times in 14,215 Posts	Glen Quagmire wrote the original Kamasutra and carved its 100 sexual positions into wood with his erect penis

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January 5th, 2018, 12:14 PM	#1994
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,722 Thanked 896,784 Times in 60,319 Posts	ball7 is writing a book about the history of She-Males and for the book launch palo5 is already planning to be there and have his copy signed __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Ball7 does a hula dance in front of his mirror while wearing a grass skirt

Thing is, he bought the skirt second hand from Glen.

The small ad described it as "slightly soiled".

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January 5th, 2018, 02:50 PM	#1996
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,467 Times in 9,629 Posts	palo5 runs a car lot with 1000 pristine Trabants for 100 rubles each. But even offering that much cash, people still won't take them. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 5th, 2018, 09:17 PM	#1997
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	When we say Kelio is thick - we mean it.

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January 6th, 2018, 09:46 AM	#1998
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,722 Thanked 896,784 Times in 60,319 Posts	xyzde69 wants to be in a hamburger __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 6th, 2018, 09:50 AM	#1999
kelio Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ἀλήθεια Posts: 14,171 Thanks: 300,248 Thanked 336,479 Times in 14,215 Posts	ball7 like to mix anti-depressants with laxatives: that way he has diarrhea all day but feels happy about it

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ball7, Brecht, Arturo2nd, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, Hertz, jokerman, jomama, lagerlout, Mal Hombre, old alal, palo5, sandhunter, SpEffects, Tester2010, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, wimbo77, Roubignol

January 6th, 2018, 10:19 AM	#2000
Roubignol Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Mice Planet Posts: 3,882 Thanks: 15,974 Thanked 29,726 Times in 3,826 Posts	As an anal fan, Estreeter secretly goes in gay bars when his girlfriend is asleep. He's tired to be straponned by her. He wants to test a strapon made of real flesh.

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