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Old 05-13-2010, 10:41 PM   #11
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... right, better get my cap on. That 747 won't fly itself.


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Old 05-14-2010, 11:34 AM   #12
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I thought, corduroy is derived from "corde du roi" (cloth/cord of the king) and yet Elvis would never wear it.
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I thought, how the fuck am I going to get home?
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Having that last pint seemed a good idea....................but now I think I'm gonna puke................
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Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz would be ideal for for a movie version of Sapphire and Steel.
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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather.Not screaming in horror- like his passengers.
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I thought ...

Where am I? How did I get here?

And who is the 'I' that is asking?

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Back in '87 I was at a friends birthday party and was ticking along pretty well...until I noticed that my bottle of bacardi was just about empty. I then thought "oh shiiiiit I'm going to feel this tomorrow" and wishing I could undo what had been done.
Anyway after vomiting in my sleep over my girlfriend, in the bed and on the floor and surviving, I decided enough was enough and had a lesson to learn. That was the last time I had drunk alcohol.
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Whilst having had a few drinks, I thought... What a wonderful world we live in. The warm summer evening breeze just caressing my back while cooking a BBQ and listening too leaves and trees in the breeze, I then thought of the birds in the trees, looking down at the meat and trying too figure out a way too steal it, So I naturally thought of the beautiful firearm I could have and blow the little buggers off their branch..........
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:04 AM   #20
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Whilst having a few drinks i thought ...

1) - Bugger wish i`d come out with some money as that barmaid looks a bit handy

2) - It`s almost my round better start faking a heart attack

3) - I can`t have drunk enough yet , i`m still able to think


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